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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thomas Pynchon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacques Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Thomas Pynchon could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jacques Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke's chin.
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270 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter striker
KO power |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thomas Pynchon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jacques Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke looks gassed!
Pynchon shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Pynchon landing shots from mount.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The referee warns Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Pynchon loads up with a big shot that hurts Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke! He's pulled Pynchon in close but Pynchon has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke survive? More strikes from Pynchon and Sydaenahomaanhaerpaeke is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Thomas Pynchon!
Thomas Pynchon decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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