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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between White Squall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donkey Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Donkey Kong was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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220 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
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190 cm
30
205 lbs
7 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, White Squall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 13 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Donkey Kong!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Valeri Chadov and Fedor Mirinova.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Kong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kong closes the distance but Squall moves to the side
and Squall counters with a left to the body.
Squall misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kong will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Squall slaps away a takedown attempt from Kong, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Squall swinging wildly here.
Kong misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kong tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Squall counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kong thinking.
Kong gets a takedown into half guard.
Squall is trying to stand up here but Kong is controlling him well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Squall is refusing to be controlled, as Kong sits in half guard.
Squall trying to control here.
Squall is refusing to be controlled, as Kong sits in half guard.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Donkey Kong was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Kong misses with the combination.
Squall looks to land a left hand but Kong moved out of range nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Squall lands with a hook. Kong tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Kong tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Squall counters with a nice uppercut.
Some wild striking there from Squall.
Kong misses with a body punch
and Squall counters with a nice body shot.
Squall stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Squall wants it to stay on the feet.
White Squall has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Donkey Kong.
Squall throws a right and a left that Kong avoids nicely.
Kong fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A slow jab from Squall misses its intended target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kong gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Squall.
Squall throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Squall throws a hook to the side of Kong's head but Kong sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kong shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Squall defends it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squall scores with a nice head shot.
Kong misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Squall throws a lazy right hand but Kong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kong slips a jab from Squall.
Squall keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Kong wants to clinch but Squall slips to the side
and Squall counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Squall looks to land a combination but Kong avoids it well.
Squall throws a series of punches but Kong avoids them all with ease.
Squall throws a series of punches but Kong moves out of range.
Kong goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
It looks like White Squall has been cut.
Kong doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Squall counter with a right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Squall ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kong looks gassed!
Kong fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kong takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
It looks like Donkey Kong has been cut.
Squall scores with a jab. Kong acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Kong is rocked!
Kong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Squall throws out the jab.
Kong is still on wobbly legs! Can Squall finish him?
The fighters circling - Squall throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Squall misses with an uppercut.
Kong with a poor takedown
and Squall counters with a right, left combo that wobbles Kong badly! Squall follows up with a massive right hook, straight to the bridge of the nose that knocks Kong out cold! Oh wow, what a finish! Very reminiscent of Koscheck vs Yoshida as Squall finished him against the cage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). White Squall!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
55% |
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