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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Killa Barton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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199 cm
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300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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223 cm
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288 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Killa Barton! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Homer Simpson! The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Skip Squint and Hugh Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Barton lands with a nice body kick. Barton throws a head kick that misses. Barton throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily. Simpson bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control. Barton is trying to escape and get back to his feet. Barton being controlled for a moment. Simpson cracks Barton with a big right hand but Barton just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Barton wants to get back to his feet but Simpson drags him back down. Simpson tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Simpson has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! Barton could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely. Simpson controls the position.
That's one minute gone in the round. Barton is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Barton defending against the ground and pound. A lull in the action here. Barton gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there! Simpson tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. Barton really wants to buck Simpson off and get back to his feet. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Barton is trying to stand but he's not in a good position to be doing that! Simpson has taken his back! I would not like to be Barton right now.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Simpson scores with punches to the body. A bit of a pause in the action here. Simpson controlling the positon. Simpson connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Barton to escape the position.
Barton wants to get back to his feet. Simpson loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Barton hold on?
Barton looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands. Barton is breathing heavily. Simpson controlling from the back. Simpson is cranking Barton's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Barton! He's tightened the choke and Barton is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Homer Simpson!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
42% |
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