PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Cheesy Poof (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). the EXPENDIBLE has chosen Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Poof
vs
the EXPENDIBLE

193 cm
26
262 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

193 cm
24
275 lbs
6 - 9 - 0

Lethal high kicks
Very quick

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Cheesy Poof!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Taro Takaoka and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
the EXPENDIBLE throws out a powerful jab.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a head kick.
the EXPENDIBLE avoids a kick to the body.
Poof scores with a head kick.

It looks like Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE has been cut.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a sloppy head kick and Poof moves out of range easily.
Sloppy strikes from the EXPENDIBLE. Those never looked like landing.
Poof throws the kick towards the body but the EXPENDIBLE avoids it.
Poof tried to score with a low kick but the EXPENDIBLE checks it.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a jab, cross combination.
the EXPENDIBLE turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
the EXPENDIBLE tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Poof manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
the EXPENDIBLE fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Poof finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Poof moves out of range as the EXPENDIBLE strikes.
the EXPENDIBLE connects with a nice looking jab.
An inside leg kick from Poof misses.
Poof misses with a body kick.
Poof takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poof throws a wild body kick that the EXPENDIBLE sees coming a mile off.
Poof goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
the EXPENDIBLE throws the kick towards the body but Poof avoids it.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a low kick.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
the EXPENDIBLE tries to bum rush Poof with a series of wild strikes but Poof uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a sloppy head kick and Poof moves out of range easily.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a series of punches but Poof avoids them all with ease.
the EXPENDIBLE lands a head kick!
A slapping leg kick lands for Poof.
Poof is on the wrong end of a nice combination from the EXPENDIBLE.
A good leg kick by the EXPENDIBLE.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Poof tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Poof misses the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poof avoids a kick to the body.
the EXPENDIBLE will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Poof scores with a head kick. the EXPENDIBLE tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
the EXPENDIBLE avoids a kick to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Poof. That's going to slow the EXPENDIBLE down.
the EXPENDIBLE wants to clinch but Poof slips to the side
and Poof counters with a nice uppercut.
Poof throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Poof throws a head kick but the EXPENDIBLE moves out of range.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A decent looking body kick lands there for the EXPENDIBLE.
A combination from the EXPENDIBLE does no damage.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a head kick but Poof moves out of range.
the EXPENDIBLE tries to clinch but Poof is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Poof is looking to slow the EXPENDIBLE down with leg kicks.
the EXPENDIBLE doesn't manage to clinch there - Poof circles away.
Poof takes a kick to the side of the head.
Poof is on the wrong end of a nice combination from the EXPENDIBLE.
the EXPENDIBLE tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
the EXPENDIBLE darts in trying to clinch
and Poof counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
the EXPENDIBLE throws a series of punches but Poof avoids them all with ease.
A leg kick checked by the EXPENDIBLE.
the EXPENDIBLE tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Poof misses with an attempted mid kick.
Poof scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Poof throws a chopping leg kick but the EXPENDIBLE manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
the EXPENDIBLE tries to close the distance and clinch but Poof swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
the EXPENDIBLE tries to land a front kick but Poof steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a body kick.
Some wild striking there from the EXPENDIBLE.
Poof misses with a body kick.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a body kick that misses.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a combination that misses
and Poof counters with a good, hard body kick but the EXPENDIBLE shrugs it off.
Poof takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Poof throws a nice outside leg kick.
the EXPENDIBLE will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Poof tries to land a leg kick but the EXPENDIBLE saw it coming and moves away.
Poof throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Poof avoids a kick to the body.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Poof fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
the EXPENDIBLE tries a head kick but it misses.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a head kick but Poof moves out of range.
An inside leg kick from Poof misses.
the EXPENDIBLE is looking to land body kicks.
the EXPENDIBLE moves out of range of the leg kick from Poof.
Poof dodges the punch combination from the EXPENDIBLE.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a right hand that Poof ducks under and follows up with a left that Poof also avoids with ease.
Poof throws a low kick but the EXPENDIBLE avoids it.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a few strikes there.
Poof throws a low kick but it's checked well by the EXPENDIBLE.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
the EXPENDIBLE tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Poof counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
the EXPENDIBLE goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Poof misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Poof throws a leg kick but the EXPENDIBLE sees it coming and moves out of range.
Poof avoids the head kick by the EXPENDIBLE.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a push kick but Poof slaps the foot to one side.
the EXPENDIBLE looks to clinch
and Poof counters with an outside leg kick.
the EXPENDIBLE tries to clinch there but Poof circles away.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a few strikes there.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Poof's head.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a head kick but Poof moves out of range.
Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE seems to be getting the better of the standup.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a nice looking combination but Poof bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Poof throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Poof fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but the EXPENDIBLE is out of range.
the EXPENDIBLE tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
the EXPENDIBLE checks a low kick from Poof.
the EXPENDIBLE stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Poof.
the EXPENDIBLE takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poof misses with an uppercut. the EXPENDIBLE saw that one coming.
the EXPENDIBLE pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Poof connects with a leg kick. the EXPENDIBLE looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
the EXPENDIBLE scores with a decent looking hook.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
the EXPENDIBLE tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Poof throws a low kick but the EXPENDIBLE avoids it.
Poof throws a sloppy head kick and the EXPENDIBLE moves out of range easily.
Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Poof takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
the EXPENDIBLE is looking to clinch.
Poof just misses with a punch to the body.
the EXPENDIBLE chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Poof can pounce on him.
the EXPENDIBLE moves in looking to clinch but Poof pushes him off.
A clash of legs there as the EXPENDIBLE blocks the low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
the EXPENDIBLE is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Poof lands a high kick!
Poof connects with a leg kick. the EXPENDIBLE looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
the EXPENDIBLE tries to clinch but Poof moves out of range.
A slapping body kick lands there for Poof.
the EXPENDIBLE uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Poof.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a lazy head kick
and Poof counters with a nice body kick.
the EXPENDIBLE takes a jab right on the kisser.
A low kick from Poof misses
and the EXPENDIBLE counters with a one-two to the body.
Poof tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
the EXPENDIBLE looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Poof lands a nice leg kick that just misses the EXPENDIBLE's sensitive parts.
Poof tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Poof does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cheesy Poof clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE's cut.
That's time! Poof's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

the EXPENDIBLE scores with a spinning back kick!
the EXPENDIBLE keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Poof keeps the fight on the outside.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Poof throws a leg kick that is checked
and the EXPENDIBLE counters with a body kick that stops Poof in his tracks momentarily.
the EXPENDIBLE wants to clinch up but Poof keeps it at a distance.
the EXPENDIBLE wants to clinch.
Poof avoids the head kick by the EXPENDIBLE.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a low kick.
the EXPENDIBLE moves to clinch but Poof breaks away
and Poof counters with a nice low kick that buckles the EXPENDIBLE's knee momentarily.
Poof lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
the EXPENDIBLE tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Poof ducks under a wild hook from the EXPENDIBLE.
A big left from Poof misses.
the EXPENDIBLE tries to clinch there but Poof circles away.
the EXPENDIBLE on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
the EXPENDIBLE lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
the EXPENDIBLE lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Poof circles away quickly and effectively.
the EXPENDIBLE is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
the EXPENDIBLE wants to clinch up but Poof keeps it at a distance.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a head kick that Poof semi-blocks.
Poof lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
the EXPENDIBLE takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A head kick misses from Poof.
the EXPENDIBLE tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Poof paws at him with a jab and circles away.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a sloppy head kick and Poof moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Poof throws the kick towards the body but the EXPENDIBLE avoids it.
A combination from the EXPENDIBLE does no damage.
Poof throws a quick head kick that skims the top of the EXPENDIBLE's head.
the EXPENDIBLE goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Poof is looking to land body kicks.
Poof fakes high and swings low for a body shot but the EXPENDIBLE manages to avoid it.
Poof checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Poof blocks the body kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as the EXPENDIBLE checks a leg kick.
Poof misses with a kick to the body.

the EXPENDIBLE moves into range and clinches up with Poof.
the EXPENDIBLE's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Poof escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
the EXPENDIBLE checks a low kick from Poof.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a sloppy head kick and Poof moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Thud! ouch! good body kick from Poof - that will leave a mark!
the EXPENDIBLE tries to land a front kick but Poof steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Poof misses with an uppercut
and the EXPENDIBLE counters with a one-two to the body.
Poof throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Poof throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Poof fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A head kick by the EXPENDIBLE misses
and Poof counters with a nice kick to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Poof, right into the meat.
An inside leg kick from Poof misses.
A low kick from Poof misses
and the EXPENDIBLE counters with a low kick, right behind Poof 's knee.
Poof keeps the fight on the outside.
the EXPENDIBLE is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poof connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a sloppy head kick and Poof moves out of range easily.
Poof is looking to land body kicks.
Poof tries a low kick but the EXPENDIBLE avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poof throws a front kick that sends the EXPENDIBLE stumbling back into the ropes.
Poof lands a nice shot that snaps the EXPENDIBLE's head back.
Poof avoids the head kick by the EXPENDIBLE.
the EXPENDIBLE fails with an attempt to clinch.
Poof finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
the EXPENDIBLE tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Poof manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Poof takes a shot right to the bread basket.
the EXPENDIBLE swinging wildly here.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a body kick.
Poof throws a nice outside leg kick.
Poof looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Poof is looking to land body kicks.
Poof looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a lazy head kick
and Poof counters with a solid body kick.
the EXPENDIBLE tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
the EXPENDIBLE blocks a low kick nicely.
Cheesy Poof has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Poof ducks down and throws a hook to the body but the EXPENDIBLE moves away.
Poof finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Poof throws a quick head kick that skims the top of the EXPENDIBLE's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
the EXPENDIBLE scores with a head kick. Poof tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
the EXPENDIBLE fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
the EXPENDIBLE tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a push kick but Poof slaps the foot to one side.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Poof swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a head kick.
the EXPENDIBLE pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cheesy Poof showed his dominance in that final round.
Well the EXPENDIBLE has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 47:48
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 47:48
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE!
An out of breath Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

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