PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Flava Flave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Julius Ceasar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Flave's entrance music is Momma said Tap you Out. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Flave
vs
Ceasar

198 cm
31
202 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

175 cm
27
199 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Flava Flave!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Julius Ceasar!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ceasar is looking to clinch but Flave is avoiding it.
Ceasar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ceasar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Flave checks it well.
Ceasar tries a head kick but it misses.
Flave fails with a takedown attempt.
Ceasar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ceasar bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Flave's head.
An inside leg kick lands from Ceasar.
An inside leg kick lands from Ceasar.

Ceasar clinches.
Ceasar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Flave.
Ceasar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ceasar.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ceasar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Flave prevents a body shot from Ceasar.
Ceasar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Flave fails to pull guard.
Flave tries to pull guard but Ceasar forces him back to his feet, against the ropes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Flava Flave. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ceasar lands a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flave tries to pull guard but Ceasar holds him up against the ropes and eventually Flave drops back down to his feet.
A short right from Ceasar on the inside.

Flave pulls Ceasar into guard.
Flave will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Ceasar tries to free his leg and advance position but Flave is retaining full guard.

Flave is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ceasar is aware though and is defending well.
Ceasar stopping the sweep attempt from Flave.
Flave is breathing heavily.
Ceasar trying to control the position from guard on top but Flave is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Flave can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Ceasar controls the pace.
Ceasar's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

Julius Ceasar has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Flave chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ceasar can pounce on him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flave on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Flave walks into a jab.
Julius Ceasar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ceasar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - Ceasar scores with a four punch combination!
Ceasar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ceasar lands with a slapping head kick.
Flave takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

Ceasar instigates a clinch.
Ceasar scores with a hook to the body.
Ceasar works on Flave's body with a couple of short punches.
Ceasar works on Flave's body with a couple of short punches.
Ceasar lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Ceasar pushes Flave back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Ceasar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Ceasar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Flave has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ceasar avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Ceasar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ceasar lands with a light punch inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ceasar gets through Flave's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ceasar scores with a shot to the side of Flave's head.

Flave is rocked!
Ceasar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Oh Flave is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ceasar lands with a right to the head.
Ceasar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Flave.
A short right from Ceasar.
Ceasar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Flave backwards.
Flave's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ceasar lands a big right hand that drops Flave! The killer instinct kicks in and Ceasar finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Ceasar!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Julius Ceasar!
Julius Ceasar took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Olympic wrestlers are pussies.'.