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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tank Abbot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santa Clause (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abbot comes to the cage accompanied by Face fucked by PISSING RAZORS. Clause has chosen Red earth by PISSING RAZORS as his entrance music. The key to victory for Tank Abbot has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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280 lbs
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280 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Basic striking
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tank Abbot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Santa Clause!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Josh West and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clause doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Abbot throws a right and a left that Clause avoids nicely.
Abbot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice cross by Abbot.
Abbot looks to land a left hand but Clause moved out of range nicely.
Clause shoots in looking for a takedown. Abbot tries to sprawl out of it but Clause keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Abbot manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Clause fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Abbot scores with a jab to the head.
Abbot lands a jab-cross combination.
It looks like Santa Clause has been cut.
Horrible takedown by Clause or perhaps it was just good defense by Abbot which made him look bad.
Tank Abbot has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Santa Clause.
Clause shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Abbot's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Clause trying to control but Abbot is working from the bottom.
Clause forces his way into half guard.
Abbot is looking for a sweep. Clause is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clause maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Abbot could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Clause has cracked it and Abbot is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Clause!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Santa Clause!
A relieved looking Santa Clause thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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