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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ronald Mcbobs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DIck Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I Like Your DICK. On his way into the cage it seems that Ronald Mcbobs has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ronald Mcbobs seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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200 lbs
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205 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ronald Mcbobs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, DIck Face!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcbobs wants to clinch.
Face looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Face is looking to advance position but Mcbobs won't allow it.
Mcbobs on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Mcbobs tries to get out of the position.
Face throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Mcbobs defends it well.
Face stops Mcbobs from getting back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Face controlling the action here.
Face not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Face is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Mcbobs doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Face.
Face is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face content to control rather than advance.
Face is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Face seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mcbobs does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Face throwing shots but Mcbobs is blocking nicely.
Face is looking for a kimura here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face is looking to take a break and control but Mcbobs is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Face wants to work for an arm triangle but Mcbobs is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Face throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Face is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Face controlling the pace.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Face throwing shots but Mcbobs is blocking nicely.
Mcbobs knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Face on the ground.
Face is taking a breather. Mcbobs says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Mcbobs is breathing heavily.
Face trying to control from half guard but Mcbobs is working away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Face is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Mcbobs defends it well.
Face scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
DIck Face dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Face misses with a shot to the body
and Mcbobs counters with a nice leg kick.
Mcbobs bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Face is trying to control Mcbobs's posture but Mcbobs avoids it.
Face regains half guard.
Mcbobs seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
DIck Face has got the better of the ground game so far.
Face is looking to control Mcbobs's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Face avoid being mounted?
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Face manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Face is adopting a defensive guard.
Mcbobs is posturing up here but Face has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Mcbobs tries to roll out but it's too tight and Mcbobs has to tap! Slick submission there by Face!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). DIck Face!
DIck Face looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Mijail you absolutely suck I told you now suck it bitch! whooooo!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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