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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ikoa Oyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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214 lbs
6 - 5 - 0 |
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190 cm
29
222 lbs
21 - 12 - 0 |
BJJ Red Belt
Counter striker
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ikoa Oyama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Phil Schofield and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oyama throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zoidberg plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
It looks like Ikoa Oyama has been cut.
Zoidberg has closed the distance and engaged Oyama in a clinch.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Oyama has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Oyama takes an elbow to the forehead.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Oyama is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Oyama's ribcage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Oyama's defenses.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Ikoa Oyama's cut is getting worse.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oyama has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Oyama looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Oyama wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Ikoa Oyama's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Oyama won't want to take too many of those.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg prevents Oyama from breaking the clinch.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Jeez, Ikoa Oyama's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Oyama's face.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Oyama is rocked!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ikoa Oyama's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg very nearly forgot to thank Crippler's Corner amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
55% |
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