PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asdasdasda Qwewqeqwedsadasd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Hammer
vs
Qwewqeqwedsadasd

195 cm
20
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
23
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jack Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Asdasdasda Qwewqeqwedsadasd!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Ivan Kurochkin and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Qwewqeqwedsadasd, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hammer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hammer tries to clinch but Qwewqeqwedsadasd moves out of range.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd looks to land a combination. Hammer sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

Qwewqeqwedsadasd gets caught flat footed, as Hammer shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Hammer wants to control from the top but Qwewqeqwedsadasd keeps moving.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Hammer drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Hammer jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Qwewqeqwedsadasd can do anything to dispel that myth.
Hammer scoring with some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Qwewqeqwedsadasd keeping moving, preventing Hammer from controlling successfully.
Hammer looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd keeping moving, preventing Hammer from controlling successfully.

Qwewqeqwedsadasd is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Hammer wants to control from the top but Qwewqeqwedsadasd keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jack Hammer has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd swings for the body but Hammer moves out of range.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd throws a combination that misses

and Hammer counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Hammer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Asdasdasda Qwewqeqwedsadasd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd works over Hammer's head and body with a nice combination.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd connects with a single shot there.
Hammer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Qwewqeqwedsadasd was well out of range. Poor timing from Hammer.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd throws a series of punches but Hammer avoids them all with ease.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd misses with a few strikes there.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd swinging wildly here.
Asdasdasda Qwewqeqwedsadasd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd misses with a two punch combination.
Hammer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hammer.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Hammer or perhaps it was just good defense by Qwewqeqwedsadasd which made him look bad.
Hammer dodges the punch combination from Qwewqeqwedsadasd.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd tries to bum rush Hammer with a series of wild strikes but Hammer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd looks gassed!
A left and a right from Qwewqeqwedsadasd both land. Nice combination.
Hammer fails to land with a series of punches.
Danga de danga de dang - Qwewqeqwedsadasd scores with a four punch combination!
Hammer throws a front kick that sends Qwewqeqwedsadasd stumbling back into the cage.
Hammer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd avoids the head kick by Hammer.
Hammer tries to close the distance and clinch but Qwewqeqwedsadasd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hammer looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Qwewqeqwedsadasd is fending him off so far but Hammer persists. Nope, Qwewqeqwedsadasd circles away and we're back to standing.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd stalks Hammer and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hammer's face. Hammer staggers backwards, shaken.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd throws a right hand that Hammer ducks under and follows up with a left that Hammer also avoids with ease.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hammer moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd catches Hammer with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hammer fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Hammer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hammer makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Qwewqeqwedsadasd really felt that one!
Hammer shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Qwewqeqwedsadasd as he jumps to the side.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hammer circles away quickly and effectively.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd misses with an uppercut.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd throws a right hand that Hammer ducks under and follows up with a left that Hammer also avoids with ease.
Hammer throws a nice looking combination but Qwewqeqwedsadasd bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd misses with the combination.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hammer tries to clinch but Qwewqeqwedsadasd is having none of it.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd misses with a double jab.
Hammer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jack Hammer will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Qwewqeqwedsadasd fails to land with a series of punches.
Hammer slips a jab and a cross from Qwewqeqwedsadasd.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd throws a series of punches but Hammer avoids them all with ease.
Hammer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hammer misses with a head kick.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Qwewqeqwedsadasd throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hammer misses with a two punch combination.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hammer.
Qwewqeqwedsadasd looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hammer gets in close and tags Qwewqeqwedsadasd with a short punch that almost sends Qwewqeqwedsadasd to the mat! Oh Qwewqeqwedsadasd is in big trouble! He turns his back on Hammer, trying to create some distance but Hammer rushes him, striking wildly and Qwewqeqwedsadasd goes down! The referee tackles Hammer into the cage to end the fight! Hammer is one violent man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jack Hammer!