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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lostma Braincells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Xtreme Mma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Braincells's entrance music is BoneCrusher- Aint neva scared. A fine choice. Mma has chosen I Wont Back Down as his entrance music. Xtreme Mma has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lostma Braincells's chin.
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300 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lostma Braincells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Xtreme Mma!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Donatello Bradman and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Braincells bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Braincells keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mma misses with a leg kick.
Braincells misses with a body shot.
A cross from Braincells lands.
Xtreme Mma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mma scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Mma throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mma throws a right and a left that Braincells avoids nicely.
Mma swings for the body but Braincells moves out of range.
Mma fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Braincells looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Mma attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Braincells throws a right and a left that Mma avoids nicely.
Mma throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Braincells tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mma was well out of range. Poor timing from Braincells.
A big right from Mma misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Braincells connects with a looping right hand.
Mma throws a right hand that Braincells ducks under and follows up with a left that Braincells also avoids with ease.
Mma defending well as Braincells loads up on a big left hand.
Braincells lands with an uppercut that bounces Mma off the cage and back into range.
Braincells walks into a straight right hand from Mma.
Mma throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Braincells missing with a left hand there. Mma was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mma misses with a double jab
and Braincells counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Braincells steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mma.
Mma lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Braincells scores with a nice right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mma uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Braincells.
Braincells lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Braincells has Mma up against the cage in a clinch.
Mma blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Braincells on the inside.
Braincells has Mma pressed against the cage, preventing Mma from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Mma looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Braincells digs a right hand underneath Mma's ribcage. Mma let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mma looks gassed!
Braincells has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Mma uses from the top position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Braincells looking for a sweep. Not yet Braincells, not yet.
Mma is looking to work some ground and pound but Braincells has wrist control.
Braincells looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mma is one step ahead there.
Mma throws a big elbow that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Braincells looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Braincells had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mma defends it easily.
Braincells working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Mma doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Mma manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Mma pushes down on Braincells's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Braincells regains full guard. Nicely done.
Braincells keeping moving, preventing Mma from controlling successfully.
Braincells throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Braincells is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Mma defends well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mma loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mma scoring with punches to the head and body.
Mma trying to control but Braincells is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Braincells throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Braincells keeping moving, preventing Mma from controlling successfully.
Mma trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Braincells doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Braincells had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mma defends it easily.
Mma wants to control from the top but Braincells keeps moving.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mma looking to pass the guard.
Braincells escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Mma gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lostma Braincells dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Mma throws a hook but Braincells avoids it easily.
Mma waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Braincells.
A telegraphed right hand from Braincells misses the target.
Braincells changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mma throws a series of punches but Braincells moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Mma.
Braincells takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Braincells wants to clinch up but Mma keeps it at a distance.
Xtreme Mma is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Braincells displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mma throws out the jab.
Mma throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mma ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Braincells moves away.
Good standup being displayed there by Braincells as he connects with a hook.
Mma fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Braincells throws the left hand but Mma avoids the punch easily.
Mma throws a leg kick that misses.
Mma swings for the body but Braincells moves out of range.
Braincells throws a shot from downtown. Mma moves away and avoids it.
Mma lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Braincells comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Mma staying out of range there.
Mma throws a right and a left that Braincells avoids nicely.
Braincells gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Braincells lands a right hand.
Braincells misses with the head strike.
Braincells lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Braincells misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mma wants to break the clinch but can't.
Braincells lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Braincells swings wildly with an uppercut but Mma uses good head movement to avoid it.
Braincells has Mma pressed against the cage, preventing Mma from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Braincells lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Braincells swings wildly with an uppercut but Mma uses good head movement to avoid it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Braincells.
A nice right hand lands inside from Braincells.
A frustrated look appears on Mma's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Mma wants to break free but Braincells has control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Braincells is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Mma is keeping busy.
Braincells has Mma pushed against the cage.
Braincells avoiding damage as Mma throws knees to the body.
Braincells struggles to land a body shot inside as Mma controls his hands.
Still in the clinch, Braincells scores with a nice short uppercut.
Braincells lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mma is trying to break the clinch but Braincells is controlling him.
Braincells cracks Mma with a nice body shot.
Mma is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Braincells cracks Mma with a nice body shot.
Braincells lands a nice shot to the body.
A short left from Braincells.
Braincells unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Mma! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Braincells is unloading with more strikes now! Mma drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lostma Braincells!
During a confident post fight interview, Lostma Braincells thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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