PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzi comes to the cage accompanied by Top dog feat. Chuck Norris. Lebowski has chosen VHB - Freedom Fighter as his entrance music. Jeffrey Lebowski has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Uzi
vs
Lebowski

203 cm
31
278 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

201 cm
25
280 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Uzi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Lebowski!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lebowski looks to land a right hand but Uzi moved out of range.
Uzi checks a low kick from Lebowski.
The fighters circling - Lebowski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lebowski scores with a jab to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Lebowski as he connects with a hook.

It looks like Kalle Uzi has been cut.
Uzi blocks a head kick by Lebowski.
Uzi scores with a head kick. Lebowski tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Uzi throws a looping overhand right but Lebowski ducks down to avoid it.
Lebowski misses with an uppercut
and Uzi counters with an outside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lebowski stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lebowski tries a head kick but it misses.
Lebowski thuds a left hand into Uzi's body.
Lebowski throws a predictable looking body shot
and Uzi counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lebowski's knee momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi blocks a jab.
Lebowski scores with a decent looking hook.
A slow jab from Lebowski misses its intended target.
Lebowski misses with a right hand
and Uzi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Uzi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lebowski throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lebowski misses with the combination.
Lebowski lands with a hook. Uzi tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lebowski scores with a sloppy right hand. Uzi should have avoided that one.
Uzi takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Kalle Uzi's cut is getting worse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lebowski.
Lebowski ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Uzi slips under a jab.
A low kick from Lebowski misses
and Uzi counters with a nice body shot.
Uzi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Lebowski blocks a head kick by Uzi.
Lebowski connects with a body shot that sends Uzi's belly button to the back.
Lebowski throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lebowski throws a body punch but Uzi moves out of range.
Lebowski throws a body punch but Uzi moves out of range.
A combination from Lebowski does no damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Lebowski throws a push kick but Uzi slaps the foot to one side.
Lebowski is looking to slow Uzi down with leg kicks.
Uzi tries to bum rush Lebowski with a series of wild strikes but Lebowski uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Uzi fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lebowski checks it well.
Lebowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Uzi takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Lebowski throws a leg kick but Uzi sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Uzi throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lebowski takes a swing at Uzi's ribcage but misses.
The crowd cheers as Lebowski lands an impressive looking overhand right. Uzi doesn't seem phased though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lebowski's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lebowski duly obliges.

Kalle Uzi's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Uzi tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lebowski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lebowski throws a good cross that connects.
Uzi tries a head kick but it misses.
Jeffrey Lebowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uzi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Uzi throws a right hand that Lebowski ducks under and follows up with a left that Lebowski also avoids with ease.
Uzi moves out of range as Lebowski strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski dodges the punch combination from Uzi.
A big right from Lebowski misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Lebowski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kalle Uzi's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A jab from Uzi misses.
A jab lands there for Lebowski.
Lebowski misses with a hook.
Lebowski throws a body kick that misses.
Lebowski throws a lazy right hand but Uzi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lebowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Uzi moves away.
Uzi takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Uzi slips under a jab.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Lebowski in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Lebowski rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Uzi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lebowski throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Uzi counters with a nice kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A shot to the body from Lebowski misses
and Uzi counters with a nice leg kick.
Lebowski swings widly with a right hand
and Uzi counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Jeffrey Lebowski has been cut.
Lebowski is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi avoids the head kick by Lebowski.
Lebowski checks a leg kick.
Uzi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lebowski.

Jeez, Kalle Uzi's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Uzi might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Lebowski swings widly with a right hand
and Uzi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lebowski throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lebowski takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Uzi showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lebowski.
Uzi throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzi avoids the body shot from Lebowski.
Uzi throws the kick towards the body but Lebowski avoids it.
Lebowski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Uzi.
Lebowski rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Uzi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lebowski scores with a hook to the body. Uzi takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Lebowski staying out of range there.
Lebowski throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nice body kick from Lebowski.
Lebowski scores with a punch to the head.
Uzi misses with the body kick
and Lebowski counters with a left and a right that stings Uzi.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kalle Uzi's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jeffrey Lebowski!
During a confident post fight interview, Jeffrey Lebowski thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.