PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sun Wukong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Berkshire Hathaway (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sun Wukong is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Wukong
vs
Hathaway

190 cm
26
211 lbs
20 - 5 - 0

187 cm
28
210 lbs
25 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sun Wukong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Berkshire Hathaway!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Atkins and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some bone on bone action there as Hathaway checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Hathaway misses with a shot to the body
and Wukong counters with a nice leg kick.
Wukong uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hathaway.
Hathaway scores with a jab.
Hathaway misses with a jab, cross combination.

Hathaway scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Hathaway is trying to work for a kimura but Wukong is defending well.
Hathaway passes the guard and advances to mount!
Wukong holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Hathaway tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Wukong wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Hathaway.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wukong is squirming around, avoiding Hathaway's attempts to control the action.
Wukong knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hathaway on the ground.
Poor strikes thrown by Hathaway there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Hathaway throwing strikes here but Wukong is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Hathaway lands a big shot there that rocks Wukong but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Hathaway misses with a head shot.
Hathaway has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Hathaway throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Hathaway raining down shots from the mount!
Hathaway punching from mount but Wukong doing a good job of avoiding damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hathaway lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Wukong hang on?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hathaway looking to ground and pound but Wukong is blocking nicely.
Hathaway trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Wukong is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Hathaway raining down shots from the mount!
Hathaway punching from mount but Wukong doing a good job of avoiding damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wukong holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Hathaway tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Hathaway trying to control but Wukong is having none of it.
Hathaway throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hathaway avoids the attempt from Wukong to control.
Poor strikes thrown by Hathaway there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Hathaway working the ground and pound effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hathaway with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Hathaway throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Wukong because Hathaway loaded up on that one.
Hathaway postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Wukong in real trouble here! The ref calls for Wukong to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Berkshire Hathaway!
Berkshire Hathaway seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.