PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Smokeleaf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lasse Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzi has chosen Metallica - Iron Man as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Smokeleaf
vs
Uzi

225 cm
23
288 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

203 cm
28
270 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jesus Smokeleaf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lasse Uzi!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Valeri Chadov and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Uzi gets tackled into the cage by Smokeleaf. Smokeleaf maintains the clinch.
Uzi tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Smokeleaf just misses with a elbow thrown towards Uzi's brow.
Uzi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Uzi looking to throw knees to the head but Smokeleaf is blocking nicely.
Smokeleaf lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Uzi misses with a knee to the head.
Uzi tries to land a knee to the head but Smokeleaf blocks with his arms.
Uzi throws a knee to the head but misses.
Smokeleaf misses with an elbow over the top.

Smokeleaf escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Smokeleaf slips under a jab.

Smokeleaf moves into range and clinches up with Uzi.
Uzi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Uzi lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Uzi with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Smokeleaf has Uzi pressed against the cage, preventing Uzi from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Uzi throws a knee to the head but misses.
Uzi tries to land knees in the clinch but Smokeleaf avoids the damage to the body.
Uzi misses with a knee to the head.
Still in the clinch, Uzi scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Smokeleaf backwards.
Uzi avoids the elbow strike from Smokeleaf, against the cage.
Smokeleaf really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Uzi trying to land knees to the body.
Uzi looking to throw knees to the head but Smokeleaf is blocking nicely.
Uzi using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Smokeleaf has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Uzi throws a knee to the head but misses.
Uzi tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Smokeleaf throws a knee to the head but misses.
Uzi blocks the elbow strike.
Uzi tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Uzi swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Smokeleaf has a couple of punches blocked by Uzi.
Uzi tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Smokeleaf lands a damaging elbow.
Uzi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Smokeleaf landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Uzi looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smokeleaf lands a damaging elbow.
A nice left hand lands by Smokeleaf.
Smokeleaf lands an elbow that stopped Uzi in his tracks for a moment.
Smokeleaf utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Smokeleaf misses with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Smokeleaf's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Smokeleaf clinches.
Uzi scores with a shot to the side of Smokeleaf's head.
Smokeleaf lands a nice elbow.
Nice elbow from Smokeleaf.

It looks like Lasse Uzi has been cut.
Smokeleaf lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Smokeleaf throws an elbow that misses.
Smokeleaf is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Uzi is defending well for now.
Uzi misses with a knee strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Smokeleaf.
Smokeleaf misses with a knee to the head.
Smokeleaf with a knee to the head.
Smokeleaf is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Uzi is defending well for now.
Uzi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Smokeleaf.
Smokeleaf is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Smokeleaf using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Smokeleaf tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Smokeleaf obliges.
A knee to the head by Smokeleaf.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smokeleaf scores with a knee to the head.

Uzi is rocked!
Uzi takes an elbow to the forehead.
Uzi is still on wobbly legs! Can Smokeleaf finish him?
Smokeleaf connects with a nasty looking knee right to Uzi's face.
Smokeleaf putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Uzi in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Smokeleaf landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Smokeleaf lands a big knee! That's hurt Uzi! Oh, he's all over the place! Smokeleaf lands another knee that sends Uzi to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Smokeleaf!
Jesus Smokeleaf bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.