PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dave Allen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Allen's entrance music is On In Five - BoySetsFire. A fine choice. Dave Allen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Allen
vs
Cartman

194 cm
28
230 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

199 cm
21
283 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Dave Allen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Donald Grub and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman swinging wildly here.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Allen moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Allen does a little dance to reset his feet.

Cartman drives through and clinches with Allen against the cage.
Cartman stops a takedown attempt from Allen.
Allen takes a shot to the head.

It looks like Dave Allen has been cut.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
Cartman pushes Allen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Allen backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Allen's head.

Cartman drops Allen onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Allen is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Allen is rocked!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cartman as Allen tries to tie him up.
Oh Allen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cartman lands a big right hand that drops Allen! The killer instinct kicks in and Cartman finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Cartman!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
A victorious Eric Cartman thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.