PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Flex Dynomite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tursunovich Tokhtakhounov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dynomite's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, C.R.E.A.M.. Tokhtakhounov is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ministry - Thieves. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Dynomite
vs
Tokhtakhounov

189 cm
25
215 lbs
13 - 3 - 1

187 cm
23
220 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Flex Dynomite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tursunovich Tokhtakhounov!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, John Mangel and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Tokhtakhounov, right into the meat.
Tokhtakhounov throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dynomite.
Tokhtakhounov will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dynomite moves away from the strike by Tokhtakhounov.
Tokhtakhounov slips a straight right by Dynomite.
Tokhtakhounov fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tokhtakhounov just misses with a punch to the body.
Dynomite throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dynomite lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dynomite connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Tokhtakhounov looks for the body kick but Dynomite saw that one coming.
Tokhtakhounov has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dynomite.
Tokhtakhounov checks the leg kick.
Dynomite ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tokhtakhounov misses with a body punch
and Dynomite counters with a nice low kick that buckles Tokhtakhounov's knee momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tokhtakhounov swings for the body but Dynomite moves out of range.
Dynomite lands a lovely overhand right.
Dynomite's jab looks to have found its range, popping Tokhtakhounov under the eye.
Dynomite takes one on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tokhtakhounov scores with a push kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dynomite.
Dynomite stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

It looks like Tursunovich Tokhtakhounov has been cut.
Tokhtakhounov throws a leg kick but Dynomite sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Tokhtakhounov misses with a low kick.
Dynomite connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tokhtakhounov. Tokhtakhounov circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tokhtakhounov scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Flex Dynomite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dynomite fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Tokhtakhounov will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dynomite fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tokhtakhounov has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dynomite throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dynomite thuds his right hand into Tokhtakhounov's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dynomite throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tokhtakhounov lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dynomite's sensitive parts.
Tokhtakhounov takes one to the side of the head.
Dynomite takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Tokhtakhounov attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tokhtakhounov. Dynomite does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tokhtakhounov scores with a jab.
Dynomite misses with a kick to the body.
Tokhtakhounov takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dynomite on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Tokhtakhounov scores with a nice body kick.
Dynomite cracks Tokhtakhounov with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Tokhtakhounov misses with a body shot.
Dynomite lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dynomite delivers a nice body kick.
Dynomite checks a low kick from Tokhtakhounov.
Tokhtakhounov wants to slow Dynomite down by chopping away at his legs.
Dynomite thows a body shot but no joy.
Dynomite ducks right into an uppercut from Tokhtakhounov.
Tokhtakhounov digs a good body shot into Dynomite's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tokhtakhounov takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Tokhtakhounov wants to land a leg kick but Dynomite is out of range.
Tokhtakhounov throws a lazy right hand but Dynomite sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tokhtakhounov goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dynomite digs a good body shot into Tokhtakhounov's ribs.
Tokhtakhounov misses with a low kick.
Dynomite throws a jab but it's blocked by Tokhtakhounov.
Dynomite loads up on a big right hand but Tokhtakhounov slips the punch.
Dynomite lands with a nice body punch.
Tokhtakhounov throws a looping overhand right but Dynomite ducks down to avoid it.
Tokhtakhounov checks a leg kick.
Dynomite throws a leg kick which misses Tokhtakhounov's front leg but catches the back leg as Tokhtakhounov tries to avoid it.
Tokhtakhounov jabs at Dynomite's body.
Tokhtakhounov moves out of range as Dynomite strikes.
Tokhtakhounov tries to score with a low kick but Dynomite moves his leg out of the way.
Tokhtakhounov closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynomite throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Some bone on bone action there as Dynomite checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Tokhtakhounov uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dynomite.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dynomite checks a leg kick.
Dynomite fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tokhtakhounov has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dynomite throws a one two combo.
Dynomite on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Tokhtakhounov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dynomite.
Dynomite throws a good cross that connects.
Tokhtakhounov finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dynomite. That's going to slow Tokhtakhounov down.
Good shot there by Dynomite.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dynomite connects with a jab.
Dynomite connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Tokhtakhounov throws a body kick that misses.
Tokhtakhounov throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Flex Dynomite dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tursunovich Tokhtakhounov's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Dynomite looks to land a right hand but Tokhtakhounov moved out of range.
Tokhtakhounov tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dynomite is able to avoid easily.
Dynomite blocks a jab.
Dynomite slips under a jab.
Tokhtakhounov fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dynomite scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Tokhtakhounov cracks the inside of Dynomite's front leg.
Dynomite keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Tokhtakhounov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tokhtakhounov's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Tokhtakhounov takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A jab from Dynomite misses.
Tokhtakhounov tries to clinch but Dynomite moves out of range.
Tokhtakhounov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dynomite throws a lazy right hand but Tokhtakhounov sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dynomite uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Dynomite misses with a body kick.
Dynomite scores with a jab to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynomite misses with a body shot.
Dynomite throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dynomite scores with a jab to the head.
Tokhtakhounov moves out of range as Dynomite throws a body kick.
A head kick misses from Dynomite.
A good leg kick by Tokhtakhounov.
Nice body kick there by Dynomite.
Dynomite lunges at Tokhtakhounov with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Tokhtakhounov's hand.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dynomite misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tokhtakhounov has a couple of punches blocked by Dynomite.
Nice body punch from Tokhtakhounov - that landed with a thud.
Tokhtakhounov tries a body shot but Dynomite blocks it.
Tokhtakhounov tries to throw a body punch but Dynomite avoids it by throwing Tokhtakhounov back against the cage.
Dynomite misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tokhtakhounov misses with the head strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tokhtakhounov lands a right hand.
Dynomite misses with some punches.
Dynomite scores with a shot to the side of Tokhtakhounov's head.
Dynomite tries to work over Tokhtakhounov's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dynomite misses with a punch on the inside.

Tokhtakhounov pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dynomite tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tokhtakhounov was well out of range. Poor timing from Dynomite.
Tokhtakhounov fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dynomite manages to avoid it.
Dynomite wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tokhtakhounov is looking to land body kicks.
Tokhtakhounov slips under a jab from Dynomite.
Dynomite throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tokhtakhounov stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tokhtakhounov steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dynomite.
Dynomite checks a low kick from Tokhtakhounov.
Dynomite blocks the body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Tokhtakhounov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dynomite lands an overhand right.
Tokhtakhounov is looking to land body kicks.
Flex Dynomite is winning the standup battle so far.
Dynomite lands with a thumping leg kick.
A low kick from Dynomite misses
and Tokhtakhounov counters with a slapping leg kick.
Dynomite swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tokhtakhounov looks for the body kick but Dynomite saw that one coming.
Tokhtakhounov on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dynomite avoids the body shot from Tokhtakhounov.
Dynomite throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tokhtakhounov misses with a two punch combination.
Dynomite scores with the left hand. Tokhtakhounov knows he should have avoided that one.
Tokhtakhounov tried to score with a low kick but Dynomite checks it.
Dynomite throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tokhtakhounov has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dynomite avoids the body shot from Tokhtakhounov.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynomite chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Dynomite misses.
Dynomite throws a series of punches but Tokhtakhounov moves out of range.
Dynomite looks to land a left hand but Tokhtakhounov moved out of range nicely.
Tokhtakhounov scores with a hook to the body. Dynomite takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dynomite misses with a kick to the body.
Tokhtakhounov looks to land a left hand but Dynomite moved out of range nicely.
Tokhtakhounov scores with a nice strike.
Tokhtakhounov throws a leg kick that misses.
Dynomite displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tokhtakhounov throws out the jab.
Tokhtakhounov throws a chopping leg kick but Dynomite manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Tokhtakhounov misses with a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tokhtakhounov chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dynomite can pounce on him.
Dynomite lands the left hand.
Dynomite scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tokhtakhounov moves away from the strike by Dynomite.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Flex Dynomite dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tursunovich Tokhtakhounov's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Dynomite misses with a low kick.
Dynomite pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tokhtakhounov bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dynomite's head backwards.
Tokhtakhounov takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dynomite waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tokhtakhounov.
A combination from Tokhtakhounov does no damage.
Dynomite tests Tokhtakhounov's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dynomite throws out a leg kick but Tokhtakhounov moves out of range and Dynomite only half commits.
Dynomite dips to his left and cracks Tokhtakhounov with an uppercut!
Tokhtakhounov is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dynomite keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Tokhtakhounov takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nice cross by Tokhtakhounov.
Tokhtakhounov lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dynomite feints and then cracks Tokhtakhounov's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tokhtakhounov down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tokhtakhounov tries to work over Dynomite's front leg with a kick but Dynomite checks it.
A leg kick checked by Dynomite.
Tokhtakhounov throws an overhand right that lands on Dynomite's shoulder, as Dynomite tries to avoid the shot.
A big right from Tokhtakhounov misses.
Dynomite doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tokhtakhounov walks into a straight right hand from Dynomite.
Tokhtakhounov is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dynomite.
Tokhtakhounov throws a front kick that sends Dynomite stumbling back into the cage.
Tokhtakhounov scores with a sloppy right hand. Dynomite should have avoided that one.
Dynomite swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Tokhtakhounov finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Dynomite steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Tokhtakhounov. That one must have hurt.
Dynomite buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dynomite checks a leg kick.
Tokhtakhounov misses with an uppercut. Dynomite saw that one coming.
Tokhtakhounov uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dynomite.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynomite is looking to chop away at Tokhtakhounov's legs.
Tokhtakhounov wants to clinch up but Dynomite keeps it at a distance.
Tokhtakhounov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dynomite was well out of range. Poor timing from Tokhtakhounov.
Tokhtakhounov slips a jab from Dynomite.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tokhtakhounov does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dynomite checks a low kick from Tokhtakhounov.
Dynomite looks to land a body kick but Tokhtakhounov moved away.
Tokhtakhounov wants to slow Dynomite down by chopping away at his legs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Tokhtakhounov.
Tokhtakhounov steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dynomite.
Tokhtakhounov lands the left hand.
Dynomite swings for the body but Tokhtakhounov moves out of range.
Tokhtakhounov looks to land a body kick but Dynomite moved away.
Tokhtakhounov takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dynomite keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Tokhtakhounov blocks the leg kick.
Tokhtakhounov wants to land a leg kick but Dynomite is out of range.
Tokhtakhounov misses with a looping left.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tokhtakhounov.
Crunch! Dynomite slams his shin into Tokhtakhounov's torso.
Dynomite swats away the attempt to clinch by Tokhtakhounov.
Dynomite uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tokhtakhounov.
Tokhtakhounov just misses with a punch to the body.
Dynomite avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A cross from Dynomite lands.
Tokhtakhounov throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Dynomite counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tokhtakhounov takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dynomite swings for the body but Tokhtakhounov moves out of range.
Dynomite lands a body shot.
Dynomite scoring well with a low kick there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynomite pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A low kick from Tokhtakhounov misses
enabling Dynomite to counter with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tokhtakhounov takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dynomite tries a head kick but it misses.
Flex Dynomite is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Tokhtakhounov tries to score with a low kick but Dynomite moves his leg out of the way.
Dynomite uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tokhtakhounov.
Dynomite moves out of range as Tokhtakhounov strikes.
Tokhtakhounov swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Tokhtakhounov thows a body kick. Dynomite tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Dynomite lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tokhtakhounov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dynomite moves away.
Dynomite will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Dynomite takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dynomite ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tokhtakhounov moves away.
Tokhtakhounov misses with a hook.
Tursunovich Tokhtakhounov has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dynomite dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Tokhtakhounov. That did some damage!

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Flex Dynomite.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dynomite, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:28
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Flex Dynomite!
Flex Dynomite decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.