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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Josh Harper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sloppy McSlopperson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sloppy McSlopperson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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177 cm
26
145 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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181 cm
28
144 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Josh Harper! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sloppy McSlopperson! The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Albert Achterberg and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Harper throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Josh Harper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Harper slaps away a takedown attempt from McSlopperson, before circling back to the center of the mat. Harper throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McSlopperson. Harper lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McSlopperson circles away quickly and effectively. Sloppy strikes from Harper. Those never looked like landing. Harper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Harper displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from McSlopperson. Harper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Harper moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
McSlopperson is rocked! McSlopperson seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Harper shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! McSlopperson is backing up but Harper catches him with a final right hook that drops him! McSlopperson covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Harper Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Josh Harper! A victorious Josh Harper thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
94% |
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