PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ryan Kikkazz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boa Constrictor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kikkazz's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Love The Way You Lie - Eminem. Constrictor has chosen American Bad Ass as his entrance music. Boa Constrictor is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Kikkazz
vs
Constrictor

182 cm
26
212 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

195 cm
22
214 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ryan Kikkazz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boa Constrictor!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Constrictor gets the takedown into side control.
Constrictor wants to stand but Kikkazz has his arm trapped.
Constrictor is looking to take a break and control but Kikkazz is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Kikkazz regains half guard.

Kikkazz has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Constrictor. Oh but Kikkazz has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Constrictor goes limp - he's gone! Kikkazz jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Ryan Kikkazz!
A relieved looking Ryan Kikkazz thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.