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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Engle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper comes to the cage accompanied by Badass. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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253 lbs
9 - 1 - 0 |
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275 lbs
9 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joey Engle!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Robert Twigg and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Engle.
CanChopper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Engle was well out of range. Poor timing from CanChopper.
CanChopper throws a right hand that Engle ducks under and follows up with a left that Engle also avoids with ease.
A solid leg kick lands there for Engle.
Engle misses with a head kick.
CanChopper tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Engle is able to avoid easily.
Engle just misses with a punch to the body.
CanChopper looks for the body kick but Engle saw that one coming.
CanChopper takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
CanChopper loads up on a big right hand but Engle slips the punch.
CanChopper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Engle.
CanChopper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
CanChopper looks for the body kick but Engle saw that one coming.
Engle throws a solid leg kick but CanChopper takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Engle.
CanChopper throws a nice outside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Engle is looking to score with low kicks.
Engle thows a leg kick but CanChopper checks it
letting CanChopper counter with a right hand.
Engle tries a head kick but it misses.
Engle closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Engle misses with a hook to the ribs.
CanChopper with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
CanChopper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Engle is defending well for now.
Engle pushes CanChopper back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Engle is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Engle.
Engle avoiding damage as CanChopper throws knees to the body.
Engle pushes off an throws an elbow but CanChopper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Engle letting CanChopper take a breather here.
CanChopper throws a knee to the head but misses.
Engle tries to throw a body punch but CanChopper avoids it by throwing Engle back against the cage.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Engle.
Engle tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and CanChopper avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Engle.
Engle is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Engle.
Engle tries a body shot but CanChopper blocks it.
Engle is struggling to control the position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
CanChopper misses with a knee strike.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Engle.
Engle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Engle misses with a body kick.
CanChopper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
CanChopper tries to keep at a distance but Engle has taken the fight into the clinch.
Engle tries to circle away but CanChopper has him pinned against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Engle.
CanChopper prevents Engle from breaking the clinch.
Engle breaks from the clinch.
Joey Engle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A leg kick checked by Engle.
Engle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but CanChopper was well out of range. Poor timing from Engle.
Engle tries to keep at a distance but CanChopper has taken the fight into the clinch.
Engle is trying to break the clinch but CanChopper has him pressed against the cage.
CanChopper with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Engle is trying to break the clinch but CanChopper has him pressed against the cage.
CanChopper using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Engle has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Engle breaks from the clinch.
Engle uses good head movement to avoid the hook from CanChopper.
CanChopper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Engle moves away from the strike by CanChopper.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Engle cracks CanChopper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Engle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
CanChopper misses with a low kick as Engle jumps back.
Engle takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Engle throws a low kick, looking for CanChopper's leg but CanChopper calmly moves out of range.
Engle explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Engle throws a leg kick but CanChopper checks it.
CanChopper throws a quick inside leg kick.
CanChopper looks to land a combination but Engle avoids it well.
Engle takes a swing at CanChopper's ribcage but misses.
Engle connects with a leg kick. CanChopper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A nice inside leg kick there by CanChopper. That's going to slow Engle down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CanChopper scores with a head kick. Engle tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
CanChopper needs to keep his hands up - Engle had a free shot at his head there.
CanChopper thumps Engle with a low kick.
Engle gets in close and instigates a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Joey Engle will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
CanChopper blocks the body kick.
CanChopper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Engle shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
CanChopper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A slapping leg kick lands for Engle.
Engle slips under a jab from CanChopper.
Engle keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Joey Engle seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Engle throws a leg kick but CanChopper moved away.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Engle.
Engle lands a nice shot to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Engle lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and CanChopper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from CanChopper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Engle looks to score with a jab to the body but CanChopper is just out of range.
Engle tries to land a leg kick but CanChopper saw it coming and moves away.
Engle lands a nice looking kick to the body. CanChopper takes a step back to recover.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
CanChopper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A jab from Engle finds it's way through CanChopper's defenses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Engle throws a body punch but CanChopper moves out of range.
Engle lands a leg kick that knocks CanChopper off balance momentarily.
CanChopper misses with a low kick.
Engle fails with an attempt to clinch.
Engle plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
CanChopper throws a leg kick that misses.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Engle! CanChopper is out on his feet! Engle rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - CanChopper is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! CanChopper is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joey Engle!
Joey Engle is the new heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Joey Engle, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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