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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Chest (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hart's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Black Betty. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dick Chest was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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260 lbs
7 - 6 - 0 |
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196 cm
23
270 lbs
8 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Dangerous GnP
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Hart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dick Chest!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hart tries to clinch but Chest moves out of range.
Chest fails to land with a series of punches.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Hart.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hart.
Hart shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Chest napping and manages to drive through into side control!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Hart in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Hart has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hart creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Hart looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Hart throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Hart has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hart is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Chest will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Hart creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Hart is looking to take a break and control but Chest is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hart is really struggling to control Chest but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Hart is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chest is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Hart controls the position from side control.
Chest is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Hart trying to control the position but Chest is working away.
Chest is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Hart off and has taken his back!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Chest doesn't have the hooks in and Hart manages to turn into his guard.
Hart slips nicely into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hart looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Hart trying to control the action but Chest is working from the bottom.
Hart throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hart is trying to control the action in half guard but Chest is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Hart takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Hart content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Hart is just content to waste time from the top position. Chest takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Chest utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hart trying to control the position from guard on top but Chest is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hart wants to pass the guard but Chest is keeping the position.
Hart passes Chest's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hart connects with a nice short shot to Chest's temple.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chest won't allow Hart to pass to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chest wants to get back to his feet.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Chest can do anything to dispel that myth.
Chest moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hart seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Michael Hart dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Hart throws a shot to the body.
Hart fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Chest is out of range.
Chest blocks the body kick.
Chest ducks under a wild hook from Hart.
Hart dodges the punch combination from Chest.
Hart digs a good hook to Chest's body.
Hart throws a sloppy head kick and Chest moves out of range easily.
A cross from Chest lands.
It looks like Michael Hart has been cut.
Chest throws a looping overhand right but Hart ducks down to avoid it.
Chest throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hart closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Chest quickly recovers to half guard.
Chest is trying to maintain the position but Hart is very close to passing his half guard.
Chest trying to get back to full guard but Hart takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Hart with shots to the head and body - Chest looks very uncomfortable down there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chest is in a horrible position here. Hart smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Hart landing strikes from the mount.
Hart avoids the attempt from Chest to control.
Chest really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Hart scores with a couple of good head shots there.
It looks like Dick Chest has been cut.
Hart scoring with strikes but Chest is staying in there.
That has opened up Dick Chest's cut even more.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hart has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Chest's face.
Chest is rocked!
The cut above Dick Chest's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hart unloading with bombs!
Chest is still in real trouble! Can Hart finish him?
Dick Chest's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dick Chest's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Michael Hart!
A relieved looking Michael Hart thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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