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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Penn Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DIck Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I Like Your DICK kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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213 lbs
8 - 1 - 1 |
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205 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, James Penn Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, DIck Face!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Jeff Smith and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penn Jr misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn Jr misses with a head kick.
Face shoots in but Penn Jr avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Penn Jr on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Penn Jr throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Penn Jr chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Face keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Penn Jr tries to score with a low kick but Face moves his leg out of the way.
Penn Jr throws a front kick aimed at Face's knee but Face avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Face keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Penn Jr throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
James Penn Jr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Penn Jr throws a leg kick which misses Face's front leg but catches the back leg as Face tries to avoid it.
Penn Jr fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Face.
Nice body punch from Face.
James Penn Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Face closes the distance and clinches up with Penn Jr, looking for a takedown. Face pushes Penn Jr against the cage but Penn Jr circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Face throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Penn Jr cracks the inside of Face's front leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn Jr walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Face checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Face shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Penn Jr as he avoids it easily.
James Penn Jr has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of DIck Face.
Penn Jr throws a leg kick but Face checks it.
Face misses with a takedown attempt - Penn Jr sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Penn Jr tries to score with a low kick but Face moves his leg out of the way.
Face thows a body shot but no joy.
Penn Jr throws a low kick but Face moves out of range easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn Jr lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Face checks a leg kick nicely.
Face fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Penn Jr manages to avoid it.
Penn Jr will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Penn Jr misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn Jr misses with a kick to the body.
Penn Jr scores with a head kick. Face tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Penn Jr wants to land a leg kick but Face is out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penn Jr misses with a low kick.
Face moves out of range of the leg kick from Penn Jr.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Face checks a leg kick.
Face misses the shot to the body.
Penn Jr is looking to score with low kicks.
Penn Jr buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Face looks to throw the jab but Penn Jr is out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Face is defended easily by Penn Jr.
Penn Jr throws a leg kick
and Face connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
James Penn Jr dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Face checks a leg kick.
Penn Jr throws a low kick but it's checked well by Face.
That kick from Penn Jr tenderised Face's leg. Face is trying to keep his angry face on.
Face checks the leg kick nicely there.
Penn Jr misses with a head kick.
Penn Jr is looking to score with low kicks.
Penn Jr throws a sloppy head kick and Face moves out of range easily.
Some bone on bone action there as Face checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Penn Jr throws a leg kick
and Face counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Face is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Penn Jr rather than just go for the knockout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Penn Jr moves away.
Face shoots for a double leg takedown but Penn Jr sprawls well. He's pushed Face's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Face blocks a head kick by Penn Jr.
Penn Jr throws a head kick that Face semi-blocks.
Penn Jr throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Penn Jr misses with a kick to the body.
Penn Jr tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn Jr misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn Jr lands with a slapping head kick.
James Penn Jr is winning the standup battle so far.
Face throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Penn Jr stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Penn Jr attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Penn Jr does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Penn Jr misses with a low kick.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Face.
Face avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn Jr throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A head kick from Penn Jr lands but Face takes it in his stride.
Face displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Penn Jr throws out the jab.
Good work by Face as he checks the leg kick.
Penn Jr tried to score with a low kick but Face checks it.
Penn Jr ducks under a wild hook from Face.
Face ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Penn Jr moves away.
Face checks the leg kick nicely there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penn Jr connects with a solid leg kick.
Face swings for the body but Penn Jr moves out of range.
Face's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Face shoots for a takedown but Penn Jr saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
James Penn Jr has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of DIck Face.
Penn Jr throws a leg kick that is checked
and Face counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Penn Jr throws a low kick but it's checked well by Face.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A good leg kick by Penn Jr.
Face checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
James Penn Jr dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Face thows a body shot but no joy.
Penn Jr motions for Face to come forward. Penn Jr throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Face shoots in for a takedown but Penn Jr shows good takedown defense.
Face shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Penn Jr pinned against the cage. Penn Jr gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Penn Jr lands with a slapping head kick.
Penn Jr attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Penn Jr attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn Jr is looking to score with low kicks.
Penn Jr throws a head kick that misses.
Face is trying desperately to land a takedown but Penn Jr is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Face.
Penn Jr connects with an inside leg kick.
Face checks a leg kick.
Face throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Penn Jr tries to score with a low kick but Face moves his leg out of the way.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Face might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Penn Jr has got the better of the exchanges.
Face shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Penn Jr pinned against the cage. Penn Jr gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
DIck Face has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
James Penn Jr has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of DIck Face.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn Jr tries a low kick but Face avoids it.
Face on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Penn Jr. Penn Jr obviously looking to wear him down.
Penn Jr lands with a thumping leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Face.
Penn Jr lands a nice leg kick that just misses Face's sensitive parts.
A leg kick checked by Face.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn Jr throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Face checks a low kick from Penn Jr.
Face looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Penn Jr is fending him off so far but Face persists. Nope, Penn Jr circles away and we're back to standing.
Penn Jr throws a front kick aimed at Face's knee but Face avoids it well.
Good work by Face as he checks the leg kick.
Penn Jr lands a nice leg kick that just misses Face's sensitive parts.
Penn Jr fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Face has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Penn Jr throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penn Jr throws a front kick aimed at Face's knee but Face avoids it well.
Penn Jr fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Face is out of range.
Penn Jr lands a head kick. Face smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Face blocks a low kick nicely.
Penn Jr throws a low kick but it's checked well by Face.
Penn Jr pivots, looking for a leg kick but Face is out of range and Penn Jr settles back down.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Penn Jr throws a low kick but Face moves out of range easily.
Face avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
And that's the end of the fight!
James Penn Jr showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Penn Jr has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... James Penn Jr!
Jumping up and down and very excited, James Penn Jr waved his t-shirt featuring Steel Penn's Laundry 93%'s logo in front of the cameras.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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