PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vitali Klitschko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slouth Thor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Klitschko
vs
Thor

200 cm
24
250 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

190 cm
21
275 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vitali Klitschko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Slouth Thor!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thor shoots for a double leg takedown but Klitschko sprawls well. He's pushed Thor's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Thor tries to close the distance and clinch but Klitschko swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thor slips a straight right by Klitschko.
Klitschko swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Thor counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Klitschko throws a left and a right that both miss
and Thor counters with a stiff right hand.
Thor fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Thor shoots in but no luck this time.
Vitali Klitschko has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slouth Thor.
Klitschko lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

It looks like Slouth Thor has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Klitschko misses the jab.
Klitschko circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thor displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Klitschko throws out the jab.
Klitschko connects with a crisp jab.
Thor throws a hook but Klitschko avoids it easily.
Thor changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Klitschko tries to avoid it but Thor manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Klitschko to the ground. Klitschko escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Klitschko connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Thor will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Thor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thor misses with a takedown attempt - Klitschko sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Thor gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That has opened up Slouth Thor's cut even more.
Sloppy strikes from Klitschko. Those never looked like landing.
Klitschko works Thor's body with a nice hook.
Thor looks gassed!
Klitschko's corner calls for a 1-2. Klitschko obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Thor blocks a jab.
Klitschko clobbers Thor with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Klitschko sizes up Thor with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

The cut above Slouth Thor's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Klitschko throws an overhand right that has Thor reeling! Klitschko follows up with more punches and Thor is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Vitali Klitschko!