PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Boondocks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Holden Rosenthal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rosenthal has chosen Rick Derringer - I Am a Real American as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Boondocks
vs
Rosenthal

200 cm
31
270 lbs
24 - 9 - 0

185 cm
28
240 lbs
28 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Revolution Fatigues

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Billy Boondocks!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Holden Rosenthal!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Robert Douchet and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boondocks slips a jab and a cross from Rosenthal.
Rosenthal plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Rosenthal moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Boondocks slaps away a takedown attempt from Rosenthal, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Rosenthal throws a head kick that misses.
Rosenthal shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Boondocks but Boondocks pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Boondocks works Rosenthal's body with a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A looping hook to the body misses from Boondocks. Rosenthal does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boondocks fails with an attempt to clinch.
Boondocks misses with a two punch combination.
Rosenthal wants to slow Boondocks down by chopping away at his legs.
Rosenthal takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Boondocks lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Boondocks.
Rosenthal lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Boondocks throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rosenthal motions for Boondocks to come forward. Rosenthal throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Rosenthal. Those never looked like landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rosenthal doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A punch combination from Boondocks misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rosenthal lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Boondocks has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Boondocks and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Rosenthal circles away from the clinch attempt.
A head kick by Rosenthal misses
and Boondocks makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Rosenthal throws a hook to the side of Boondocks's head but Boondocks sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Boondocks throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Rosenthal looks gassed!
Rosenthal fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Boondocks manages to avoid it.
Rosenthal moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Boondocks misses with a wild body shot.
Boondocks with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boondocks tries a head kick but it misses.
Rosenthal has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Boondocks finds it's way round the side to connect with Rosenthal's head.
Rosenthal swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Boondocks fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Boondocks takes a swing at Rosenthal's ribcage but misses.
Boondocks tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rosenthal tries to score with a low kick but Boondocks moves his leg out of the way.
Boondocks is looking to wear down Rosenthal with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice straight punches there by Boondocks. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Boondocks.
Boondocks throws a body punch but Rosenthal moves out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Boondocks, right into the meat.
Boondocks lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Boondocks.
Rosenthal moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Boondocks throws a looping overhand right but Rosenthal ducks down to avoid it.
Boondocks is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Boondocks throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Boondocks fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rosenthal manages to avoid it.
Rosenthal swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Boondocks throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rosenthal stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Boondocks fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rosenthal manages to avoid it.
Boondocks misses with a body shot.
Boondocks throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Boondocks ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Rosenthal.
Rosenthal throws a series of punches but Boondocks moves out of range.
Rosenthal with a lazy takedown attempt
and Boondocks counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Rosenthal is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Billy Boondocks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Holden Rosenthal.
Boondocks slaps away a takedown attempt from Rosenthal, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Billy Boondocks is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rosenthal checks a low kick from Boondocks.
Boondocks moves out of range of the body kick.
Rosenthal on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rosenthal misses with a head kick.
Rosenthal throws out a loose jab but Boondocks uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boondocks throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A low kick from Rosenthal misses
and Boondocks counters with a left to the body.
Boondocks takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Boondocks scores with a body shot.
Boondocks lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Rosenthal checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boondocks comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Rosenthal takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Rosenthal looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Boondocks tries to clinch up.
Rosenthal on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Rosenthal is trying desperately to land a takedown but Boondocks is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Rosenthal.
Boondocks swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Rosenthal.
Rosenthal blocks a head kick by Boondocks.
Boondocks thuds his right hand into Rosenthal's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Boondocks misses with the combination.
Boondocks is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

Oooooh!!! Boondocks has knocked Rosenthal down with a huge combo! Boondocks steps away and waves a wobbly Rosenthal back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Rosenthal is rocked!
Boondocks chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rosenthal can pounce on him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Rosenthal.
Boondocks circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Rosenthal drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Boondocks follows Rosenthal to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Billy Boondocks!
Billy Boondocks retains his heavyweight title!
Billy Boondocks decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.