PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Eyesometimes Blackchicks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mao Zedong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blackchicks comes into the arena with call to prayer blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Blackchicks
vs
Zedong

169 cm
23
135 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

173 cm
27
135 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Eyesometimes Blackchicks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mao Zedong!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Jeff Smith and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zedong avoids the head kick by Blackchicks.
Eyesometimes Blackchicks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zedong goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Blackchicks lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zedong throws a head kick but Blackchicks moves out of range.

Zedong shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Blackchicks moves into full guard.
Zedong must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Blackchicks pulls Zedong in close to his closed guard and prevents Zedong from doing any damage or advancing position.
Blackchicks avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Zedong being controlled here momentarily.
Zedong not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Blackchicks is looking to sinch up a triangle. Zedong throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Blackchicks's body to avoid the submission. Blackchicks has instead reached around Zedong's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Blackchicks arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Eyesometimes Blackchicks!
Eyesometimes Blackchicks made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'You fucking cunt, bend over and get fucked you whore, don't deserve pain you cunt bitch whore........'.