PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sauron Evil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pan Theon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sauron Evil is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Evil
vs
Theon

210 cm
27
270 lbs
13 - 3 - 1

188 cm
19
254 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sauron Evil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pan Theon!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Theon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Evil manages to avoid it.
Theon keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Evil is trying hard to land a takedown here. Theon sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Nice takedown defense from Theon. No joy for Evil on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sauron Evil. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Theon closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Evil has Theon pressed against the cage, preventing Theon from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Theon breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Evil shoots in for a takedown but Theon shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

Evil is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Theon's half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Evil scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Theon looks like he's trying to stand up.
Evil throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Evil slips a nice elbow through Theon's hands, connecting with Theon's forehead.
Evil takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Theon is looking to escape.
Evil not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Evil not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Evil throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Theon avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Evil.
Evil lands with a punch from half guard.
Evil throwing shots but Theon is blocking nicely.
Theon taking some punishment here, with Evil in his half guard.
Theon keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Evil looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Evil sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Theon defending well though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Evil lands a nice short elbow.
Theon looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Evil working the head and body with strikes.
Evil missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Evil working Theon over with strikes.
Evil is nestled in close to Theon, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Evil lands strikes from half guard.

It looks like Pan Theon has been cut.
Theon keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Evil missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Evil throwing shots but Theon is blocking nicely.
Evil looks to land a strike but Theon avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Evil landing some decent shots from guard.
Evil working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evil scoring with some ground and pound.

That has opened up Pan Theon's cut even more.
Evil has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Evil throws a big elbow that misses.
Evil throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Evil will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Evil loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Evil working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Evil throws a big right hand that misses.
Evil scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Evil is looking to work some ground and pound but Theon has wrist control.
Evil working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Evil throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Theon works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Evil prevents Theon from getting back to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Evil stands up over Theon, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

The cut above Pan Theon's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evil throws a big elbow that misses.
Evil content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

Pan Theon's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pan Theon's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Sauron Evil!