PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ramses Dinkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manfred E Toeson Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toeson Esq has chosen I Am the Walrus as his entrance music. Ramses Dinkin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dinkin
vs
E Toeson Esq

200 cm
22
300 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

187 cm
22
215 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ramses Dinkin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manfred E Toeson Esq!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toeson Esq ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The fighters circling - Dinkin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Toeson Esq throws a wild body kick that Dinkin sees coming a mile off.
A big left from Dinkin misses.
Dinkin lunges at Toeson Esq with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Toeson Esq's hand.
Dinkin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Toeson Esq looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Toeson Esq advances position into side control!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Toeson Esq trying to control the action but Dinkin is working from the bottom.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.

Toeson Esq is trying to get an arm triangle but Dinkin is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toeson Esq sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Dinkin is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Dinkin is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Toeson Esq off and has taken his back!
Dinkin is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Dinkin trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Toeson Esq breaks Dinkin's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Toeson Esq with a flurry of punches that miss.
Toeson Esq trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dinkin is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinkin managing to control the position.
Toeson Esq trying to control the position from guard on top but Dinkin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dinkin pulls Toeson Esq in close to his closed guard and prevents Toeson Esq from doing any damage or advancing position.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Ramses Dinkin just wasn't active enough.

Dinkin lands a big uppercut and Toeson Esq crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Toeson Esq looks OK. Dinkin waves Toeson Esq back to his feet!

Toeson Esq is rocked!

It looks like Manfred E Toeson Esq has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinkin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Toeson Esq.

Toeson Esq looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Toeson Esq with a nice head shot there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq wants to pass the guard but Dinkin is keeping the position.
Dinkin will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dinkin is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Toeson Esq is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Toeson Esqis looking to pass into half guard but Dinkin pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Dinkin is in guard.
Dinkin engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Toeson Esq trying to control the position.
Dinkin looking to sit in guard and control but Toeson Esq gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinkin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dinkin is keeping the position for now.
Toeson Esq postures up in Dinkin's guard and throws a big left but Dinkin blocks it.
Dinkin looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Toeson Esq is pushing down on Dinkin's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dinkin is fighting to maintain full guard but Toeson Esq has managed to sneak the leg through.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dinkin is trying to get back to full guard.
Dinkin desperately trying to maintain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ramses Dinkin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Manfred E Toeson Esq's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dinkin misses with a hook.
Dinkin swings widly with a right hand
and Toeson Esq counters with a nice kick to the body.
A punch combination from Toeson Esq misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dinkin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Toeson Esq manages to avoid it.
Toeson Esq takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A chopping leg kick lands by Toeson Esq.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinkin. Toeson Esq does a little dance to reset his feet.
Toeson Esq avoids the body shot from Dinkin.
Dinkin falls off balance throwing a combination
and Toeson Esq counters with a nice body kick.
Dinkin misses with an uppercut
and Toeson Esq makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dinkin really felt that one!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Toeson Esq shoots in for a takedown but Dinkin shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toeson Esq staying out of range there.
Nice straight punches there by Toeson Esq. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Toeson Esq.
Ramses Dinkin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dinkin misses with a double jab.
Dinkin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Toeson Esq moves away.

Toeson Esq drives through with a takedown into guard.
Toeson Esq wants to control from the top but Dinkin keeps moving.
Toeson Esq trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dinkin trying to control the position here.
Dinkin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinkin trying to control the position.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Dinkin preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Toeson Esq landing with the ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Toeson Esq with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Toeson Esq loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dinkin is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Toeson Esq trying to control but Dinkin is working from the bottom.
Dinkin manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinkin controlling his opponent.
Toeson Esq is trying desperately to improve position.
Dinkin controlling the position easily from mount.
Dinkin tries to control but Toeson Esq wriggling away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Ramses Dinkin.
Dinkin takes a swing at Toeson Esq's ribcage but misses.
Toeson Esq doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Toeson Esq showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dinkin.
Ramses Dinkin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinkin takes a swing at Toeson Esq's ribcage but misses.
Toeson Esq throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dinkin changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toeson Esq uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinkin.
Dinkin misses with a looping right.
Toeson Esq takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Manfred E Toeson Esq will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Manfred E Toeson Esq's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Dinkin misses with a hook. Toeson Esq ducked under it nicely.
Toeson Esq fakes the leg kick and cracks Dinkin in the body.
Toeson Esq misses the shot to the body.
Dinkin looks to land a right hand but Toeson Esq moved out of range.
Dinkin misses with a hook to the body
and Toeson Esq counters with an inside leg kick.
Toeson Esq fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dinkin throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Toeson Esq counters with a takedown into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinkin is trying to improve his position.
Toeson Esq is looking to take a break and control but Dinkin is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Toeson Esq scores with a couple of short elbows.
Manfred E Toeson Esq has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toeson Esq throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Dinkin works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Dinkin wants to get back to full guard but Toeson Esq has passed into side control.
Toeson Esq lands a decent elbow from side control.
Dinkin is looking to reverse the position.
Dinkin prevents Toeson Esq from improving position.
Dinkin gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Toeson Esq trying to control but Dinkin is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinkin tries to reverse the position but Toeson Esq maintains control.
Toeson Esq throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Toeson Esq sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Dinkin is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Toeson Esq has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Dinkin's face.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinkin tries to hold on but Toeson Esq postures up.
Toeson Esq with good strikes from the mount here!
Toeson Esq avoids the attempt from Dinkin to control.
Toeson Esq working the ground and pound effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq looking to finish with strikes here!
Dinkin working to try and regain half guard.

Toeson Esq is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Dinkin to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Dinkin shrugs it off.
Dinkin regains half guard.
Toeson Esq is controlling the pace.
Toeson Esq wants to control but Dinkin is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Toeson Esq is trying to control. Dinkin wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Toeson Esq lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Dinkin is looking for a sweep. Toeson Esq is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Dinkin controlling the position for now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toeson Esq is looking to pass Dinkin's guard but actually Dinkin recovers to full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Manfred E Toeson Esq comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Toeson Esq has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Manfred E Toeson Esq!
Our winner, Manfred E Toeson Esq, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.