PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Walt Heisenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinrich Eisenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eisenberg comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Feuer Frei kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Heisenberg
vs
Eisenberg

185 cm
21
223 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

190 cm
27
280 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Gesundheit Designs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Walt Heisenberg!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinrich Eisenberg!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heisenberg misses with a body shot
and Eisenberg counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nice uppercut there from Eisenberg.
Eisenberg jabs Heisenberg to the body, keeping him at a distance.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Eisenberg.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Eisenberg just misses with a punch to the body.
Heisenberg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Eisenberg manages to avoid it.

Eisenberg feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Heisenberg sprawling to the canvas! Heisenberg rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Eisenberg finish him?!

Heisenberg is rocked!
Eisenberg dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Oh Heisenberg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Eisenberg grits his teeth and throws a big right-left combo! Heisenberg takes both shots clean on the chin and is out cold! Eisenberg cracks him once more on his way down, as the crowd goes wild! They enjoyed that one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Heinrich Eisenberg!
Heinrich Eisenberg is the new super heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Heinrich Eisenberg thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.