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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Lilburne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lilburne kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is You'll never walk alone. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Chuck Norris was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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218 lbs
22 - 6 - 0 |
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189 cm
22
205 lbs
9 - 8 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John Lilburne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norris works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Norris misses with a few strikes there.
Norris just misses with a punch to the body.
Lilburne stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Norris.
Norris throws the left hand but Lilburne avoids the punch easily.
Lilburne ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Norris moves away.
Lilburne misses with a lunging right hand
and Norris cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lilburne thows a body shot but no joy.
Lilburne throws a sloppy head kick
and Norris counters with a right hand to the body.
Lilburne lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Norris throws a leg kick but Lilburne checks it.
No joy there for Norris, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Some wild striking there from Norris.
Norris misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Norris lands with a cross.
Good standup being displayed there by Norris as he connects with a hook.
Lilburne walks into a straight right hand from Norris.
Lilburne is rocked!
Norris clinches.
Oh Lilburne is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lilburne swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Norris breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
John Lilburne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Norris cracks Lilburne with a hook to the temple - Lilburne is on wobbly legs here! Norris swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Lilburne falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Norris wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Chuck Norris!
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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