PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between John Connor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Connor comes to the cage accompanied by Ça vaut mieux que d'attraper la scarlatine by Ray Venture. Limberdinkle has chosen BLUNT- The Iron Maiden as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Connor
vs
Limberdinkle

165 cm
27
157 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

167 cm
27
163 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, John Connor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Urinus Limberdinkle!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Gregory Folan and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Connor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Limberdinkle was well out of range. Poor timing from Connor.
Connor misses with a hook. Limberdinkle ducked under it nicely.
Connor throws a series of punches but Limberdinkle moves out of range.
Limberdinkle misses with a leg kick.
Connor throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Limberdinkle throws a nice outside leg kick.
Limberdinkle blocks the body kick.
A good leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Connor does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That kick from Limberdinkle tenderised Connor's leg. Connor is trying to keep his angry face on.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.

Limberdinkle has taken the fight to the clinch.
Connor lands a nice shot to the body.
Limberdinkle misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Limberdinkle stalls.
Connor blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Connor's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Limberdinkle is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Connor is defending well for now.
Connor throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Limberdinkles head.
Limberdinkle has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Connor is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Limberdinkle struggles to land a body shot inside as Connor controls his hands.
Connor gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Limberdinkle wants to get back to striking at distance but Connor won't allow it.

Connor breaks the clinch.
No joy there for Connor, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A head kick by Limberdinkle misses
and Connor counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Limberdinkle has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Limberdinkle clinches with his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Limberdinkle lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like John Connor has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Connor digs a right hand into Limberdinkle's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Limberdinkle's gas tank.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Connor avoids it.
Connor tries to throw a body punch but Limberdinkle avoids it by throwing Connor back against the cage.
Connor cracks Limberdinkle with a nice body shot.
A frustrated look appears on Connor's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Connor.
Limberdinkle landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Limberdinkle leaning against his opponent.
A nice right hand lands inside from Connor.
Limberdinkle blocks a body shot from Connor.
Connor lands a shot to the body.
Connor lands with a light punch inside.
Limberdinkle tries a body shot but Connor blocks it.
Limberdinkle gets underhooks to prevent Connor's takedown attempt.
Limberdinkle swings wildly with an uppercut but Connor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Connor tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Limberdinkle's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle looking to throw knees to the head but Connor is blocking nicely.
Limberdinkle tries to circle away but Connor has him pinned against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

Connor is trying to trip Limberdinkle. He has hold of a leg but Limberdinkle is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Connor persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Limberdinkle has control of Connor's left arm, preventing Connor from doing any damage.
Limberdinkle looking for a sweep. Not yet Limberdinkle, not yet.
Connor trying to control but Limberdinkle is working from the bottom.
Connor stopping the sweep attempt from Limberdinkle.
Connor with a flurry of punches that miss.
Connor content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Limberdinkle can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Connor controls the pace.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle looking to hit a scissor sweep but Connor is one step ahead there.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Limberdinkle is trying to control the position but Connor postures up.
Connor scoring with punches to the head and body.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Limberdinkle is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Connor postures up.
Connor is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Connor lands a couple of digs.
Limberdinkle keeping moving, preventing Connor from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that John Connor will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on John Connor's cut.
That's time! Connor's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Left hook, right uppercut from Connor.
Connor scores with a decent looking hook.
Connor scores with a nice strike.
A good leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Connor's front leg.
Connor fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Limberdinkle on the side of the head.
A punch combination from Connor misses.
Connor throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Connor misses with a few strikes there.
Connor swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Limberdinkle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Connor's sensitive parts.
Limberdinkle needs to keep his hands up - Connor had a free shot at his head there.

Limberdinkle pushes Connor up against the cage in a clinch.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow that stopped Connor in his tracks for a moment.
Limberdinkle scores with a nice hook to the head.
Connor blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Connor stops a takedown attempt from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Connor on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Connor has Limberdinkle pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Limberdinkle manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Connor blocks an uppercut.
Connor lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside that Connor shrugs off.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow but it misses.

Connor breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
John Connor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
John Connor is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Limberdinkle walks into a straight right hand from Connor.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Connor throws a looping overhand right but Limberdinkle ducks down to avoid it.
John Connor is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Connor ducks under a wild hook from Limberdinkle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Limberdinkle is looking to score with low kicks.

Limberdinkle throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Connor tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Limberdinkle is in Connor's guard.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position from guard on top but Connor is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Limberdinkle throws a big right hand that misses.
Limberdinkle trying to control but Connor is working from the bottom.
Limberdinkle stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Connor swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Connor tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle trying to control but Connor is working from the bottom.
Limberdinkle trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Connor is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Connor wants to sweep but no luck.

Connor is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Limberdinkle is aware though and is defending well.
Limberdinkle looking to pass the guard.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position from guard on top but Connor is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Limberdinkle is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Connor controls Limberdinkle momentarily but Limberdinkle frees himself.
Limberdinkle throwing strikes but missing.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position from guard on top but Connor is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Urinus Limberdinkle hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Connor's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Limberdinkle takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Connor slips under a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on John Connor's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Limberdinkle rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Connor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Limberdinkle loads up on a big right hand but Connor slips the punch.
Connor scores with a three punch combo!
Connor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle avoids the body shot from Connor.
Connor scores with a one two! Limberdinkle had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Connor lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Limberdinkle misses with a wild body shot.
Connor moves out of range of the leg kick from Limberdinkle.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Limberdinkle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Connor is looking for a sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle wants to control but Connor is keeping him busy.
Limberdinkle controlling the position.
Limberdinkle wants to control but Connor is keeping him busy.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
Connor tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Limberdinkle wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Connor manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Connor trying to control from half guard but Limberdinkle is working away.
Limberdinkle slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Limberdinkle keeping full guard, as Connor tries to pass.
Limberdinkle looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Limberdinkle working for a triangle but Connor defends it easily.
Limberdinkle keeping moving, preventing Connor from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Connor's guard.
Urinus Limberdinkle has got the better of the ground game so far.

Connor is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Limberdinkle is aware though and is defending well.
Limberdinkle throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Connor wants to control but Limberdinkle passes easily into half guard.
Limberdinkle tries to pass the half guard into mount. Connor knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Connor wants to improve his position but Limberdinkle is controlling well.

Limberdinkle is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Limberdinkle is keen to just control but Connor is a slippery customer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Limberdinkle seems to be working for a kimura but Connor defends the submission attempt.
Limberdinkle sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Connor defending well though.
Connor is controlling Limberdinkle's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Limberdinkle throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle trying to control the pace.
Limberdinkle thows a huge punch but Connor dodges it nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Urinus Limberdinkle.
I think Limberdinkle has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 28:29
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!
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