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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Huell Howser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Platero Scrappypants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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280 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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270 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Huell Howser!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Platero Scrappypants!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Hugh Johnson and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrappypants takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Howser throws a series of punches but Scrappypants moves out of range.
Howser lands a with a good body shot.
Howser has Scrappypants up against the cage in a clinch.
Scrappypants blocks an elbow strike.
Howser trying to land knees to the body.
Howser misses with a knee to the head.
Scrappypants is trying to maintain a safe position but Howser gets an underhook and turns Scrappypants into the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Scrappypants.
Howser missing with knees to the body.
Howser digs a right hand underneath Scrappypants's ribcage. Scrappypants let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Scrappypants throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Howser softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Scrappypants blocks an elbow strike from Howser.
Scrappypants landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Howser.
Howser could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Scrappypants lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Howser.
A short uppercut from Howser.
Scrappypants is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Howser is keeping busy.
A right hand to the body from Howser.
Scrappypants blocks a body shot from Howser.
Scrappypants manages to break the clinch.
Howser throws out a leg kick but Scrappypants moves out of range and Howser only half commits.
Howser connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrappypants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Howser.
Scrappypants throws a push kick but Howser slaps the foot to one side.
Scrappypants throws a head kick but Howser moves out of range.
Scrappypants looks to score with a jab to the body but Howser is just out of range.
Huell Howser is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd cheers as Howser lands an impressive looking overhand right. Scrappypants doesn't seem phased though.
Howser scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Scrappypants fails with a takedown attempt.
Howser throws a one two combo.
Scrappypants looks gassed!
Howser moves into the clinch.
Scrappypants trying to stall but Howser improves his position.
Howser lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Scrappypants backwards.
Scrappypants swings wildly with an uppercut but Howser uses good head movement to avoid it.
Howser lands an elbow inside.
Howser throws an elbow that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Howser lands a nice uppercut.
Scrappypants missing with knees to the body.
Howser connects with a knee to the head.
Scrappypants is rocked!
Howser lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Scrappypants is still on wobbly legs! Can Howser finish him?
Howser dips a shoulder and cracks Scrappypants with a mighty uppercut! Scrappypants falls back against the cage and Howser unloads with a barrage of strikes! Scrappypants is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Howser screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Huell Howser!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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