PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vitaliy Klichko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lasse Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klichko comes to the cage accompanied by Bullshite, f*ing game won't let me drop this asshole. Uzi has chosen Metallica - Iron Man as his entrance music. Vitaliy Klichko has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Klichko
vs
Uzi

202 cm
25
270 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

203 cm
28
270 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vitaliy Klichko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lasse Uzi!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Aleksandr Martynov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klichko bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A jab from Klichko misses.
Uzi is looking to clinch but Klichko is avoiding it.
Uzi digs a good body shot into Klichko's ribs.
Uzi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Klichko manages to avoid it.
Uzi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Klichko throws a hook but Uzi blocks it.
A slow jab from Klichko misses its intended target.
Klichko misses with a looping right.
Uzi misses with a body shot.
Uzi lands a two punch combo.
A slow jab from Klichko misses its intended target.
Uzi fails in his attempt to clinch.
Klichko thows a left - swing and a miss!
Uzi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Klichko jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Uzi moves out of range of the strikes.
Klichko throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Klichko throws a looping overhand right but Uzi ducks down to avoid it.
Klichko looks to score with a jab to the body but Uzi is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi throws a series of strikes that have Klichko backpedaling.
Klichko swings for the body but Uzi moves out of range.

Uzi closes the distance and clinches.
Uzi misses with a knee strike.
Uzi blocks a body shot from Klichko.
Klichko takes a shot to the head.
Uzi putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Klichko in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Klichko is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uzi scores with a shot to the side of Klichko's head.
Uzi crunches a lovely knee into Klichko's ribcage.
A nice left hand lands by Uzi.
Uzi lands a shot to the body.
Uzi lands a knee to the body.
Uzi scores with a nice hook to the head.
Uzi makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Uzi.
Uzi with a knee to the head.

Klichko is rocked!
Uzi lands a big right hand that drops Klichko! The killer instinct kicks in and Uzi finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Uzi!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lasse Uzi!
Lasse Uzi decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.