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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kara Hiri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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214 lbs
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222 lbs
22 - 12 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Kara Hiri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Colin Fray and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hiri scores with a sloppy right hand. Zoidberg should have avoided that one.
Zoidberg closes the distance and clinches.
Hiri managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hiri misses with a punch on the inside.
Hiri working hard to break the clinch.
Hiri takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Hiri is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Hiri swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hiri's efforts to push away.
Hiri throws a head punch that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hiri.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg prevents Hiri from breaking the clinch.
Hiri takes a knee right on the jaw!
Hiri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
It looks like Kara Hiri has been cut.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hiri has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Hiri is trying to break free.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Hiri is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hiri avoids it.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hiri is defending well for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hiri.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hiri blocks it with crossed arms.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hiri's efforts to push away.
Hiri takes a knee to the side of the body.
Hiri wants to break the clinch but can't.
A shot in the inside from Hiri.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hiri wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hiri avoids it.
Hiri is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Hiri working hard to break the clinch.
Hiri escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Zoidberg lands with a nice body kick.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Hiri sees it coming and checks it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg wants to land a leg kick but Hiri is out of range.
Zoidberg avoids the body shot from Hiri.
Hiri swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Zoidberg has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hiri.
Hiri misses with a kick to the body.
Hiri takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Hiri strikes.
Zoidberg uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hiri.
Zoidberg misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hiri takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg ducks right into an uppercut from Hiri.
Zoidberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zoidberg fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hiri is out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Zoidberg gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hiri swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zoidberg gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hiri tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hiri lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Hiri swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hiri lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kara Hiri's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Hiri moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A leg kick checked by Hiri.
Zoidberg moves in looking to clinch but Hiri pushes him off.
Hiri takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
John Zoidberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hiri lands a right hook to the body.
Hiri connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Hiri throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Hiri blocks it.
John Zoidberg seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Hiri misses with a punch on the inside.
Hiri is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Hiri has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hiri avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg keeps control of Hiri as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hiri is defending well for now.
Hiri wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hiri is trying to push Zoidberg away but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Hiri blocks it.
Hiri wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Hiri is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Hiri wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Hiri tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Hiri has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hiri has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Hiri wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Hiri wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hiri wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg working Hiri over with knees to the body.
Hiri wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Hiri blocks with his arms.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Hiri's ribcage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Hiri misses with a punch to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Hiri's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hiri wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Hiri has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hiri wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Hiri wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Hiri wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Hiri is trying to push Zoidberg away but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Hiri takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Hiri is trying to break free.
Hiri tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg working Hiri over with knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hiri has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Hiri avoids the damage to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Zoidberg as Hiri tries to tie him up.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Hiri wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hiri breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hiri throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hiri.
Zoidberg slips a straight right by Hiri.
Zoidberg checks a low kick from Hiri.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Kara Hiri's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Zoidberg. Hiri shrugs it off though.
John Zoidberg seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A low kick from Zoidberg misses
and Hiri counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Nice uppercut lands for Hiri. That snapped Zoidberg's head back.
Zoidberg slips under a jab from Hiri.
Hiri looks to land a left hand but Zoidberg moved out of range nicely.
Zoidberg feints and then cracks Hiri's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hiri down.
Zoidberg wants to clinch but Hiri slips to the side
and Hiri counters with a thumping low kick.
Hiri takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Hiri steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zoidberg fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hiri, pushing him back against the cage.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Hiri in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hiri wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Hiri is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Hiri's face.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Hiri wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Hiri tries a body shot but Zoidberg blocks it.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Hiri tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Hiri trying to control the position but instead, Zoidberg has worked for underhooks and has pushed Hiri into the cage.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hiri is leaning against Zoidberg and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kara Hiri has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hiri wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Hiri is blocking nicely.
Hiri wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A frustrated look appears on Hiri's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hiri is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hiri wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Zoidberg prevents Hiri from breaking the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hiri.
Hiri has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hiri is defending well for now.
Zoidberg working Hiri over with knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Hiri has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Hiri avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hiri has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Hiri in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Hiri looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Hiri wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Hiri to work.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Hiri avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Hiri 's eye.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Hiri is rocked!
Zoidberg working the clinch nicely. Hiri is working for position but Zoidberg cracks him with a big knee to the head! Hiri crumples up against the cage and Zoidberg lands two more shots before the ref can save Hiri! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). John Zoidberg!
A victorious John Zoidberg thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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