PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Deathtoall Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hiro Oshioke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idiot has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Hiro Oshioke looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Idiot
vs
Oshioke

225 cm
25
250 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

190 cm
25
225 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Deathtoall Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hiro Oshioke!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Ren Mimura and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Idiot gets a takedown into half guard.
Idiot is breathing heavily.
Idiot blocks the strikes from Oshioke.
Oshioke flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Oshioke scores with a few weak punches.
Oshioke landing strikes from the bottom.
Oshioke wants to improve his position but Idiot is controlling well.
Idiot will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Oshioke landing strikes from the bottom.

Oshioke looking for subs from the bottom but Idiot mounts him!

Idiot with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oshioke flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oshioke is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
Idiot landing strikes from the mount and Oshioke is in trouble!

Idiot working for a submission but Oshioke is keeping him at bay.
Oshioke flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Oshioke is in a horrible position here. Idiot smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Idiot working Oshioke over with strikes here.
Oshioke regains half guard.

Oshioke looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ground and pound from Idiot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Oshioke actively working from the bottom here.

Oshioke is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Idiot pulls his head out easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Idiot lands with a punch from half guard.

Oshioke is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Idiot pulls his head out easily.
Idiot tries to pass the half guard into mount. Oshioke knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Oshioke flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Oshioke is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Idiot scores with a couple of nice shots.

Oshioke actively working from the bottom here.
Idiot blocks the strikes from Oshioke.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oshioke punching from the bottom.
Idiot blocks the strikes from Oshioke.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Oshioke throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Oshioke throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Still in half guard, Idiot seems content to control.

Oshioke looking for submissions off his back.
Ground and pound from Idiot.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Idiot wants to pass the guard but Oshioke is defending well.

Oshioke looking for submissions off his back.
Idiot blocks the strikes from Oshioke.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Idiot decides to stand up.
Oshioke shoots in for a takedown but Idiot shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Idiot really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Oshioke misses with a takedown

and Idiot counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Oshioke's guard now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oshioke lands some strikes from the bottom.
Oshioke tries to strike from the bottom.

Oshioke escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Idiot gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Oshioke has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Idiot can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Deathtoall Idiot dominated that round.
That's time! Idiot's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Idiot looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Idiot seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.

Oshioke looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Oshioke flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Oshioke flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.

Oshioke looking for submissions off his back.

Oshioke looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oshioke connecting with a few gentle strikes.
Oshioke flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Oshioke punching from the bottom.
Idiot is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Idiot trying to control the action but Oshioke is working from the bottom.

Oshioke actively working from the bottom here.
Deathtoall Idiot overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Idiot passes to full mount!
Idiot landing strikes from the mount.
Idiot is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Oshioke is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot landing strikes from the mount and Oshioke is in trouble!
Idiot lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Oshioke tries to reverse the position but Idiot maintains control.
Idiot lands a big shot there that rocks Oshioke but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Oshioke takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Idiot lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oshioke really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Idiot with shots to the head and body - Oshioke looks very uncomfortable down there.
Idiot looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Oshioke swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Oshioke keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Oshioke is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oshioke swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Oshioke throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Oshioke is wriggling around trying to escape.
Oshioke swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Idiot can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Oshioke is looking to escape.
Oshioke working to try and regain half guard.
Oshioke taking shots to the head.
Idiot wants to control the pace but Oshioke is squirming around nicely.
Idiot is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Oshioke throwing hammer fists to the chest of Idiot. What's that going to do exactly?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oshioke is looking to get to half guard.
Idiot working Oshioke over with strikes here.
Oshioke is trying to escape the mount.
Idiot landing shots from mount.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Idiot cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Idiot pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Oshioke is mounted and he's throwing punches. Is that wise?
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Idiot raining down shots from the mount!
Idiot looking to finish Oshioke with some ground and pound. This is bad for Oshioke!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Oshioke throwing punches despite being mounted.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Deathtoall Idiot dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Idiot gets the takedown into side control.
Oshioke misses with an elbow from the bottom.
Oshioke manages to get back to half guard.
Idiot lands with a punch from half guard.
Oshioke tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Oshioke on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Oshioke has hold of Idiot's hands but Idiot slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Oshioke looking for submissions off his back.
Idiot is looking to advance position but Oshioke won't allow it.
Oshioke has hold of Idiot's hands but Idiot slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Oshioke is not content to let Idiot control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Oshioke has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Idiot. Oh but Oshioke has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Idiot goes limp - he's gone! Oshioke jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Hiro Oshioke!