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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ass Destroyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rajesh Koothrappali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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205 lbs
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210 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ass Destroyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rajesh Koothrappali!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Koothrappali misses with a takedown attempt
so Destroyer counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Koothrappali keeping moving, preventing Destroyer from controlling successfully.
Destroyer might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Koothrappali looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Destroyer puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Well, if Destroyer is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Destroyer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Koothrappali is trying to control but can't.
Koothrappali preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Destroyer is thwarting Koothrappali's attempts to control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Destroyer escapes and gets back to his feet.
Destroyer fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Koothrappali misses with a takedown attempt
and Destroyer counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Destroyer tries to score a body lock takedown but Koothrappali shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Destroyer gets control of Koothrappali's arms and successfully pulls guard. Destroyer will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Destroyer looking to control.
Koothrappali looking to sit in guard and control but Destroyer gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Destroyer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Destroyer pushing down on Koothrappali's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Koothrappali tries to roll over but Destroyer keeps him under control.
Destroyer is looking to take a break and control but Koothrappali is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Koothrappali is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Destroyer throwing shots but Koothrappali is blocking nicely.
Destroyer trying to control from half guard but Koothrappali is working away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Ass Destroyer.
Destroyer will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ass Destroyer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Koothrappali misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Destroyer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Koothrappali.
Koothrappali wants to clinch but Destroyer slips to the side
and Destroyer counters with a nice double leg into side control. Koothrappali won't be happy with that.
Koothrappali wants to control but Destroyer postures up.
Destroyer decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Koothrappali fails with an attempt to clinch.
Koothrappali throws a head kick that misses.
Destroyer scores a takedown into full mount!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Destroyer working for a submission but Koothrappali is keeping him at bay.
Koothrappali is trying to reverse the position but instead Destroyer has taken his back - oops!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Will Destroyer go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Koothrappali is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Destroyer trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Koothrappali trying to get back to his feet but Destroyer is in full control for now.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Destroyer is cranking Koothrappali's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Koothrappali! He's tightened the choke and Koothrappali is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Ass Destroyer!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
36% |
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