PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dalton Wolfe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wolfe kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Run this town by Jay-Z. P Coltrane has chosen The Dukes Of Hazard Theme Song as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wolfe
vs
P Coltrane

188 cm
32
220 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

195 cm
27
190 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dalton Wolfe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roscoe P Coltrane!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Dean Styles and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolfe takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

It looks like Dalton Wolfe has been cut.
P Coltrane throws a lazy right hand but Wolfe sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
P Coltrane thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wolfe looking to land some kicks to the body here.
P Coltrane tried to score with a low kick but Wolfe checks it.
Wolfe misses with an attempted mid kick.
Wolfe moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A jab from P Coltrane finds it's way through Wolfe's defenses.
Wolfe fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but P Coltrane is out of range.
Wolfe throws a hook but P Coltrane avoids it easily.
P Coltrane misses with a body shot.
P Coltrane connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
P Coltrane throws an off balance right hand
and Wolfe counters with a nice low kick that buckles P Coltrane's knee momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wolfe moves out of range as P Coltrane strikes.
P Coltrane displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wolfe throws out the jab.
P Coltrane cracks Wolfe with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
P Coltrane throws a hook but Wolfe blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Wolfe.
Wolfe scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Wolfe tries to close the distance and clinch but P Coltrane swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
P Coltrane shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wolfe pinned against the cage. Wolfe gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Wolfe tries to clinch up but P Coltrane circles away and keeps his distance.
That kick from Wolfe tenderised P Coltrane's leg. P Coltrane is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wolfe scoring well with a low kick there.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Wolfe.
Wolfe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
P Coltrane checks the leg kick.
Wolfe takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
P Coltrane misses the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wolfe moves forwards but P Coltrane connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Wolfe clinches.
P Coltrane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wolfe with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wolfe is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wolfe misses with a short punch on the inside.
P Coltrane working some nice short punches in the clinch.
P Coltrane lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wolfe backwards.
Wolfe blocks an uppercut.
P Coltrane is trying to break the clinch but Wolfe has him pressed against the cage.
Wolfe connects with a nasty looking knee right to P Coltrane's face.
Wolfe gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Roscoe P Coltrane has been cut.
Wolfe tries a body shot but P Coltrane blocks it.
A body shot lands from Wolfe.
Wolfe prevents a body shot from P Coltrane.
P Coltrane lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wolfe backwards.
P Coltrane fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wolfe misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wolfe has a couple of punches blocked by P Coltrane.
Wolfe misses with a hook from the clinch.
P Coltrane has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Wolfe lands a good knee to the midsection. P Coltrane won't want to take too many of those.
Wolfe works on P Coltrane's body with a couple of short punches.
Wolfe blocks an uppercut.
Wolfe using the Thai plumb to throw knees but P Coltrane has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wolfe tries to work over P Coltrane's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wolfe blocking some punches.
P Coltrane is struggling to control the position.
P Coltrane prevents a body shot from Wolfe.
Wolfe lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wolfe tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
P Coltrane can't break the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Wolfe.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

P Coltrane breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

P Coltrane changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Wolfe looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Wolfe tries to improve position but can't.
Wolfe manages to work his way to half guard, despite P Coltrane's best efforts.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
P Coltrane is trying to control the action in half guard but Wolfe is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Wolfe moves into full guard.
P Coltrane wants to control from the top but Wolfe keeps moving.
P Coltrane sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Wolfe's guard.
P Coltrane is thwarting Wolfe's attempts to control the position.
P Coltrane trying to control from half guard but Wolfe is working away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
P Coltrane prevents Wolfe from improving his position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
P Coltrane trying to control the action but Wolfe is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dalton Wolfe will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

P Coltrane checks a low kick from Wolfe.
Nice defenses there by Wolfe.
Nice body kick from Wolfe.
Wolfe on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from P Coltrane. Wolfe does a little dance to reset his feet.
P Coltrane jabbing away but nothing is landing.
P Coltrane scores with a hook to the body. Wolfe takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
P Coltrane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wolfe moves away.
Wolfe with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A big left from P Coltrane misses.
P Coltrane listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wolfe scores with a body shot.
Wolfe lands a jab.
Roscoe P Coltrane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolfe thumps P Coltrane with a low kick.
Wolfe wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
P Coltrane missing with a left hand there. Wolfe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
P Coltrane throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wolfe.
Wolfe lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
P Coltrane chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wolfe can pounce on him.
P Coltrane is breathing heavily.
P Coltrane checks the leg kick nicely there.
P Coltrane throws a hook to the side of Wolfe's head but Wolfe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
P Coltrane looks to land a combination but Wolfe avoids it well.
P Coltrane circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wolfe checks a low kick from P Coltrane.
Wolfe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from P Coltrane.
Dalton Wolfe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wolfe throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolfe tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. P Coltrane manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
P Coltrane shoots in for a takedown but Wolfe shows good takedown defense.
P Coltrane avoids the head kick by Wolfe.
P Coltrane cracks a nice hook into Wolfe's ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wolfe just misses with a punch to the body.
P Coltrane lands a jab to the nose.
Wolfe connects with a solid leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wolfe.
Wolfe pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dalton Wolfe is winning the standup battle so far.
Wolfe rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but P Coltrane moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wolfe is looking to clinch.
Wolfe throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
P Coltrane throws a big shot that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wolfe looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wolfe throws a solid leg kick but P Coltrane takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Wolfe.
Wolfe is looking to wear down P Coltrane with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A cross from Wolfe lands.
P Coltrane thuds his right hand into Wolfe's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Wolfe walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. P Coltrane checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
P Coltrane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wolfe manages to avoid it.
Wolfe misses with a head kick.
P Coltrane lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wolfe fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wolfe throws a solid leg kick but P Coltrane takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Wolfe.
Wolfe throws a leg kick which misses P Coltrane's front leg but catches the back leg as P Coltrane tries to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane tries to bum rush Wolfe with a series of wild strikes but Wolfe uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
P Coltrane is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
P Coltrane throws a lazy right hand but Wolfe sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
P Coltrane blocks a leg kick.
Wolfe takes one to the chin there.
P Coltrane misses with a lunging right hand
and Wolfe counters with a nice body shot.
P Coltrane looks to throw the jab but Wolfe is out of range.
Wolfe scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Wolfe throws a front kick aimed at P Coltrane's knee but P Coltrane avoids it well.
P Coltrane connects with the punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wolfe throws a leg kick but P Coltrane sees it coming and moves out of range.
P Coltrane moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Dalton Wolfe's cut is getting worse.
P Coltrane throws a right and a left that Wolfe avoids nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dalton Wolfe will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Wolfe throws a nice outside leg kick.
P Coltrane misses with a hook. Wolfe ducked under it nicely.
Wolfe throws a wild body kick that P Coltrane sees coming a mile off.
P Coltrane throws a jab but it's blocked by Wolfe.
P Coltrane throws a jab but it's blocked by Wolfe.
Wolfe tries to close the distance and clinch but P Coltrane swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
P Coltrane misses with a wild body shot.
Wolfe tries to score with a low kick but P Coltrane moves his leg out of the way.
Wolfe scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
P Coltrane misses with a hook.
P Coltrane checks a leg kick.
P Coltrane misses with an uppercut. Wolfe saw that one coming.
P Coltrane tries to bum rush Wolfe with a series of wild strikes but Wolfe uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wolfe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolfe throws a front kick aimed at P Coltrane's knee but P Coltrane avoids it well.
A telegraphed right hand from P Coltrane misses the target.
Wolfe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from P Coltrane.
P Coltrane blocks a leg kick.
Wolfe takes one on the button.
Wolfe is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wolfe throws a shot from downtown. P Coltrane moves away and avoids it.
Wolfe misses with a leg kick.
P Coltrane throws a jab but it's blocked by Wolfe.
P Coltrane fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
P Coltrane avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Wolfe doesn't manage to clinch there - P Coltrane circles away.
Roscoe P Coltrane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

P Coltrane darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Wolfe makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Wolfe.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wolfe preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Wolfe looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Wolfe looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Wolfe looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
P Coltrane throws an elbow that misses. Wolfe uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in P Coltrane's guard. Nice move by Wolfe!
Wolfe lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

P Coltrane is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
P Coltrane keeping moving, preventing Wolfe from controlling successfully.
Wolfe won't allow P Coltrane to sweep him here.
Dalton Wolfe is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
P Coltrane keeping moving, preventing Wolfe from controlling successfully.
Wolfe postures up.
Wolfe working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Wolfe has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Wolfe trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane is trying to keep Wolfe in close.
Wolfe trying to control the position from guard on top but P Coltrane is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wolfe slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Wolfe trying to control the action but P Coltrane is working from the bottom.
P Coltrane is looking to regain half guard here but Wolfe keeps moving and retains side control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
P Coltrane sneaks back into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dalton Wolfe.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Wolfe, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dalton Wolfe!
Dalton Wolfe took some time post fight to say the following; 'I would like to state that I am retiring. I am going back to training my students at The Thomas River Gym. '.