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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Tep (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tep kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is You're the Best Around. Cartman has chosen The Way Of The Fist as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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212 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
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215 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bubba Tep!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Summer Carpenter and Hugh Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Tep was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tep lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Cartman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Left hook, right uppercut from Cartman.
Tep is rocked!
It looks like Bubba Tep has been cut.
Tep tries a head kick but it misses.
Oh Tep is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tep throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Tep defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Tep seems to have got his legs back now.
Tep bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tep moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Nice body kick from Cartman.
Cartman drives through and clinches with Tep against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tep is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Tep stalling in the clinch but Cartman improves position.
Tep wants to get back to striking at distance but Cartman won't allow it.
Tep tries for a takedown but Cartman manages to get underhooks.
Cartman is looking to control Tep's arms but Tep gets an underhook and turns him. Now Cartman has his back to the cage.
Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tep decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Cartman gets full guard.
Cartman tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tep drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Tep as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Cartman screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Tep! Nice submission victory there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Bubba Tep!
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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