PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonah Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Titties
vs
Smith

180 cm
32
158 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

168 cm
27
155 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jonah Smith!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Titties throws a head kick that misses
and Smith counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Titties dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Smith. That did some damage!
Decent striking displayed by Titties there.
Titties lands with a kick to the ribs.
Smith swings away with a body shot that misses
and Titties counters with a slapping leg kick.
Titties is looking to slow Smith down with leg kicks.
Titties is looking to land body kicks.
Smith avoids the head kick by Titties.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Smith.
Titties throws a leg kick but Smith sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Titties shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Smith as he avoids it easily.
Titties lunges at Smith with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Smith's hand.

It looks like Jonah Smith has been cut.
Titties is looking to chop away at Smith's legs.
Smith ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Titties throws a nice looking combination but Smith bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Titties.
The fighters circle momentarily. Titties darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Smith moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Smith just misses with a punch to the body.
Smith just misses with a punch to the body.
Smith takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Smith on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Smith takes one to the side of the head.
Titties misses with a straight left.
Smith moves out of range of the body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smith digs a good body shot into Titties's ribs.
Titties throws a leg kick that misses.
Titties steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Smith.
Titties scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Smith checks a leg kick.
Smith blocks the body kick.
Smith scores with a kick to the body.
Titties is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Smith tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Smith.
Smith checks the leg kick nicely there.
Smith misses with a body shot.
Titties is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Smith ducks under a wild hook from Titties.
Smith misses the jab.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Titties is defended easily by Smith.
Smith thows a body shot but no joy.
Smith thows a body shot but no joy.
Titties throws a shot from downtown. Smith moves away and avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Smith blocks a leg kick.
Titties takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Smith blocks a head kick by Titties.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Smith, as that shot connected.
Titties throws a hook to the side of Smith's head but Smith sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Smith misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Titties.
Titties misses with a low kick.
Smith misses with a wild body shot.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jonah Smith is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Titties throws a shot from downtown. Smith moves away and avoids it.
Titties misses with a looping left.
Titties misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Smith.
Smith lands a nice shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith jabs at Titties's body.
Titties fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Smith checks it well.
A slow jab from Smith misses its intended target.
Titties slips a straight right by Smith.
Smith throws a sloppy head kick
and Titties counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Titties cracks Smith with an open hand slap.
Smith walks forward, straight into a front kick from Titties.
Smith wants to slow Titties down by chopping away at his legs.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Titties, as that shot connected.
Titties looks to score with a jab to the body but Smith is just out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Smith looks to land a right hand but Titties moved out of range.
Smith throws a sloppy head kick and Titties moves out of range easily.
Smith keeps Titties at a distance using the push kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jonah Smith's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Smith takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Smith defending well as Titties loads up on a big left hand.
Titties jabs at Smith's body.
Smith throws a leg kick that misses.
Titties pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A clash of legs there as Smith blocks the low kick.
Titties bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Smith's head backwards.
Titties scoring well with a low kick there.
Titties lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Smith - that will leave a mark!
Smith ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away.
Titties bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Titties lands a head kick. Smith smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Hanz Titties is winning the standup battle so far.
Titties throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties avoids the head kick by Smith.
Titties connects with a single shot there.
A head kick misses from Titties.
A solid body kick from Titties.
Titties uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Smith.
Titties fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Smith.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Smith manages to avoid it.
Smith takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses.
A shot to the liver by Titties. Beautiful body shot.
Smith pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Smith feints and then cracks Titties's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Titties down.
Smith lands with a nice body punch.
Smith tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Smith.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith tries to clinch but Titties moves out of range.
Smith cracks Titties with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Titties buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Smith moves out of range of the body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smith thows a leg kick but Titties checks it
and Titties cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Smith waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Titties.
Titties throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Titties misses with a hook. Smith ducked under it nicely.
Titties throws a sloppy head kick and Smith moves out of range easily.
Smith throws a low kick but Titties avoids it.
A clash of legs there as Smith blocks the low kick.
Titties bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Smith's head backwards.
Smith scores with a jab to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties scores with a jab. Smith acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Smith misses with a kick to the body.
A left lands for Titties.
Smith thows a body shot but no joy.
Smith avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Titties.
A looping hook to the body misses from Titties. Smith does a little dance to reset his feet.
Smith misses with a hook
and Titties counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties loads up on a big right hand but Smith slips the punch.
Smith listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Titties swings widly with a right hand
and Smith counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Titties thinking.
Titties throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties scores with a punch to the head.
Titties connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Titties cracks a nice hook into Smith's ribs.
Titties thows a body shot but no joy.
Smith ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Smith misses the shot to the body.
Titties blocks a head kick by Smith.
Horrible takedown by Titties or perhaps it was just good defense by Smith which made him look bad.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Smith thows a body shot but no joy.
Smith thuds his shin into the meat of Titties's side.
Smith throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jonah Smith's cut.
That's time! Titties's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Titties throws a leg kick
and Smith counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Titties throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Titties takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Titties.
Smith throws a sloppy head kick
and Titties counters with a big head kick but Smith shrugs it off.
Smith is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Titties rather than just go for the knockout.
Smith throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Titties throws a shot from downtown. Smith moves away and avoids it.
Smith lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Smith dips to his left and cracks Titties with an uppercut!
Smith has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Titties finds it's way round the side to connect with Smith's head.
Smith keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Smith swings away with a body shot that misses
and Titties counters with a right hand to the body.
Smith throws a body kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Smith manages to avoid it.
Smith misses the shot to the body.
Smith misses with a body shot.
Smith throws a leg kick
and Titties counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Titties throws a body punch but Smith moves out of range.
Titties scores with a leg kick.
Smith takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nice defenses there by Smith.
Titties misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Smith.
Smith scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Smith throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Smith moves to clinch but Titties breaks away
and Titties counters with a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Smith looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Smith throws the kick towards the body but Titties avoids it.
Nice uppercut lands for Titties. That snapped Smith's head back.
Titties scores with a nice strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smith looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Titties scores with a head kick.
Smith tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Titties throws a right and a left that both miss.
Smith wants to clinch up but Titties keeps it at a distance.
Titties throws a hook but Smith avoids it easily.
Titties connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Smith looks to land a right hand but Titties moved out of range.
Jonah Smith has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Titties.
Titties avoids a kick to the body.
Titties darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Smith's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Smith thows a body shot but no joy.
Smith scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Titties doesn't seem bothered though.
Smith is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smith takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Titties throws a head kick that misses
and Smith counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Smith scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Smith misses with an uppercut
and Titties counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Smith keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Titties.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Titties.
Smith looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A jab from Titties misses.
Titties misses with a body shot
letting Smith counter with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smith moves out of range of the strikes.
Titties explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Some bone on bone action there as Titties checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Hanz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Titties misses with a looping right.
Nice defenses there by Titties.
Smith has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Titties moves out of range as Smith throws a body kick.
Smith has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Titties.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice shot by Titties.
Titties connects with a body shot.
Titties connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hanz Titties showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Titties has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hanz Titties!