PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heathcliff Huxtable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Forever Noob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Huxtable
vs
Noob

193 cm
25
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

[CBK] LEGAL HIGHS - AJFC ↑ DOUBLE 160Q *

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Heathcliff Huxtable!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Forever Noob!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Shirou Masuda and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Huxtable looks to land a left hand but Noob moved out of range nicely.
Noob misses the shot to the body.
Huxtable uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Noob.
Huxtable throws the left hand but Noob avoids the punch easily.
Huxtable wants to clinch.
Noob throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Noob misses.
Noob moves out of range of the body kick from Huxtable.
A bone on bone clash there as Huxtable blocks the leg kick.
Noob keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Huxtable uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Noob.
Noob dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Huxtable. That did some damage!
Huxtable throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Some bone on bone action there as Noob checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Noob keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Huxtable.
Noob avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Huxtable swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Huxtable walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Noob checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Some bone on bone action there as Huxtable checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

Huxtable clinches.
Huxtable stalling in the clinch.
Noob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Noob drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Huxtable gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Noob drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Huxtable blocks a body shot from Noob.
Huxtable taking a breather.
Noob lands a body shot in the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Huxtable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Huxtable for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Noob goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Noob fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Noob throws a punch but it's blocked by Huxtable.
Huxtable will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Noob up against the cage.
Huxtable missing with knees to the body.
Noob throws a punch but it's blocked by Huxtable.
Huxtable blocks an uppercut.
Huxtable has Noob pushed against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noob misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noob lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noob misses with a punch to the body.
Noob swings wildly with an uppercut but Huxtable uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Huxtable blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Huxtable blocks an uppercut.
Huxtable taking a breather.
Noob tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Huxtable's elbow.
Noob throws a head punch that misses.
Noob swings wildly with an uppercut but Huxtable uses good head movement to avoid it.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Huxtable takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Heathcliff Huxtable.
Noob throws a leg kick but Huxtable checks it.
Noob throws a leg kick which misses Huxtable's front leg but catches the back leg as Huxtable tries to avoid it.
Noob throws a body punch but Huxtable moves out of range.
Huxtable checks the leg kick nicely there.
Huxtable uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Noob.
No luck for Huxtable with that takedown attempt.
Huxtable fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Noob manages to avoid it.
Huxtable is looking to clinch.
Forever Noob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Noob throws a nice outside leg kick.
Noob throws the kick towards the body but Huxtable avoids it.
Huxtable tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Noob manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

Huxtable moves into the clinch successfully.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Huxtable blocks a body shot from Noob.
Noob has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Huxtable after a bit of a struggle.
Heathcliff Huxtable has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Forever Noob.
Huxtable throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Noob misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noob is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Huxtable manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Noob tries to throw a body punch but Huxtable avoids it by throwing Noob back against the cage.
Noob misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Huxtable effectively controlling the action here.
Noob tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Huxtable pressing his opponent against the cage.
Noob wants to break the clinch but can't.

Huxtable gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Huxtable thows a huge punch but Noob dodges it nicely.
Noob regains full guard. Nicely done.
Noob throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Noob bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Huxtable's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Huxtable looking for a sweep. Not yet Huxtable, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Huxtable is breathing heavily.
Noob is pushing down on Huxtable's leg trying to pass to half guard. Huxtable is fighting to maintain full guard but Noob has managed to sneak the leg through.
Noob is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Noob uses his free foot to push down on Huxtable's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Huxtable.
Huxtable on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Huxtable tries to get out of the position.
Noob looking to finish with strikes here!
Noob lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Huxtable hang on?

It looks like Heathcliff Huxtable has been cut.
Noob landing strikes from the mount and Huxtable is in trouble!

Heathcliff Huxtable's cut is getting worse.
Noob raining down shots from the mount!

Heathcliff Huxtable's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Heathcliff Huxtable's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Forever Noob!
A relieved looking Forever Noob thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.