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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sebastian SnedeKKer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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167 lbs
12 - 0 - 0 |
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170 lbs
14 - 14 - 0 |
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
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Excellent boxer
Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sebastian SnedeKKer!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Radbod Blank and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Idiot lands a shoulder strike.
A short left from Idiot.
SnedeKKer trying to control the position but instead, Idiot has worked for underhooks and has pushed SnedeKKer into the cage.
Idiot breaks from the clinch.
Idiot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
SnedeKKer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Idiot lands the left hand.
Donk. Idiot catches SnedeKKer right on the button with a cross.
Idiot looks to land a combination but SnedeKKer avoids it well.
Idiot misses with an uppercut
and SnedeKKer counters with a left and a right that stings Idiot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot has managed to clinch.
Idiot scores with a shoulder strike.
SnedeKKer is stalling here.
Idiot stalling in the clinch.
SnedeKKer blocks an uppercut.
Idiot breaks the clinch.
Idiot misses with a two punch combination.
Idiot avoids a punch combination nicely.
Blithering Idiot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Idiot clinches with his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Idiot.
Idiot wants to break the clinch but can't.
Idiot taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
SnedeKKer tries to stall but Idiot uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A bit of stalling here from Idiot.
A shot in the inside from Idiot.
SnedeKKer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Idiot is keeping busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot pushes SnedeKKer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Idiot stalls.
Idiot lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Idiot throws a blind hook that connects with the side of SnedeKKers head.
Idiot tries to break free but SnedeKKer pushes him back against the cage.
Idiot is trying to push SnedeKKer away but SnedeKKer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A right hook to the body lands for Idiot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
SnedeKKer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Idiot is keeping busy.
Idiot will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning SnedeKKer up against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Idiot's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Idiot misses with a few strikes there.
SnedeKKer misses with a few strikes there.
Idiot misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Blithering Idiot dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Idiot throws an overhand right that lands on SnedeKKer's shoulder, as SnedeKKer tries to avoid the shot.
Idiot instigates a clinch.
SnedeKKer has Idiot pressed against the cage, preventing Idiot from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A right hand to the body from Idiot.
Idiot misses with some punches.
Idiot's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
SnedeKKer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Idiot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Idiot swings widly with a right hand
and SnedeKKer counters with a left and a right that stings Idiot.
Idiot misses with a right hand
and SnedeKKer counters with a left and a right that stings Idiot.
Blithering Idiot is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Idiot gets a clinch.
SnedeKKer letting Idiot take a breather here.
Blithering Idiot has scored more points in the clinch so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
SnedeKKer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Idiot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Idiot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
No joy there for SnedeKKer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
SnedeKKer throws a nice looking combination but Idiot bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Idiot misses with a few strikes there.
Idiot misses with the combination.
Idiot misses with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot clinches up with SnedeKKer and pushes him back against the cage.
Idiot lands a hook to the side of the head.
Idiot breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Idiot cracks SnedeKKer with an open hand slap.
Idiot pushes SnedeKKer up against the cage in a clinch.
SnedeKKer is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Idiot is trying to break the clinch but SnedeKKer is controlling him.
Idiot's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Idiot slows down the pace here.
SnedeKKer wants to stall.
Idiot tries to circle away but SnedeKKer has him pinned against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
SnedeKKer has Idiot pressed against the cage, preventing Idiot from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Idiot is pushing SnedeKKer up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Idiot as SnedeKKer tries to tie him up.
Idiot controlling the action here for a moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Blithering Idiot dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short right from Idiot on the inside.
Idiot's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
SnedeKKer misses with a double jab
and Idiot counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps SnedeKKer thinking.
SnedeKKer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Idiot swings widly with a right hand
and SnedeKKer counters with a two punch combo.
Idiot looks to score with a jab to the body but SnedeKKer is just out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SnedeKKer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Idiot clinches.
Idiot lands a nice uppercut.
Idiot misses with a body punch.
Idiot wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but SnedeKKer has him pressed against the cage.
SnedeKKer looking to slow down the pace here.
Idiot misses with a punch on the inside.
Idiot dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
SnedeKKer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Idiot's efforts to push away.
A shot in the inside from Idiot.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Idiot wants to break the clinch but can't.
Idiot breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Idiot throws a lazy uppercut
and SnedeKKer counters with a three punch combo that has Idiot backing up. Idiot nods at SnedeKKer to acknowledge the strikes.
Idiot swings for the body but SnedeKKer moves out of range.
SnedeKKer misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot lands a body shot.
Idiot closes the distance and pushes SnedeKKer back into the cage.
Idiot holding his opponent close, against the cage.
SnedeKKer looking to slow down the pace here.
Idiot scores with a shoulder strike.
SnedeKKer is rocked!
SnedeKKer is looking to control Idiot's arms but Idiot gets an underhook and turns him. Now SnedeKKer has his back to the cage.
SnedeKKer is still on wobbly legs! Can Idiot finish him?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Idiot breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks SnedeKKer with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! SnedeKKer looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. SnedeKKer get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Blithering Idiot!
Blithering Idiot managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, GameBred 160, into his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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