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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kreisi Bailaaja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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167 lbs
13 - 0 - 0 |
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205 lbs
13 - 3 - 0 |
Excellent boxer
KO power
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Powerful
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kreisi Bailaaja!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Paulsen Ambrosius and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bailaaja misses with a body shot
and Idiot counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Idiot gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Idiot tries a body shot but Bailaaja blocks it.
Bailaaja is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Bailaaja seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot scores with a shoulder strike.
Idiot breaks the clinch.
Bailaaja throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Idiot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bailaaja.
Idiot waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bailaaja.
Idiot misses with a straight right.
Bailaaja misses with a wild body shot.
Idiot goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Idiot gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot tries to break the clinch but Bailaaja is controlling the position.
A bit of stalling here from Bailaaja.
A shot in the inside from Idiot.
Idiot slowing the pace effectively.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Idiot as Bailaaja tries to tie him up.
Bailaaja is pushing Idiot up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Idiot misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Idiot taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot wants to stall.
Bailaaja has Idiot pressed against the ropes, preventing Idiot from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A hook to the body from Idiot.
Bailaaja keeps control of Idiot as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bailaaja is trying to maintain a safe position but Idiot gets an underhook and turns Bailaaja into the ropes.
Idiot tries to break the clinch but Bailaaja is controlling the position.
Bailaaja taking a breather.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Kreisi Bailaaja.
Bailaaja tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Idiot was well out of range. Poor timing from Bailaaja.
Idiot lands with a cross.
Idiot has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bailaaja prevents Idiot from breaking the clinch.
Bailaaja tries to stall but Idiot uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Bailaaja is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.
Idiot scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Idiot lands a right hand.
Idiot can't break the clinch.
Idiot lands with a left to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Blithering Idiot dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A jab from Idiot finds it's way through Bailaaja's defenses.
Idiot fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bailaaja, pushing him back against the ropes.
Bailaaja trying to stall but Idiot improves his position.
A frustrated look appears on Idiot's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Idiot wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bailaaja blocks an uppercut.
Bailaaja taking a breather.
Idiot slows down the pace here.
Bailaaja is looking to control Idiot's arms but Idiot gets an underhook and turns him. Now Bailaaja has his back to the ropes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot breaks from the clinch.
Idiot closes the distance and clinches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bailaaja as Idiot tries to tie him up.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Idiot creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bailaaja keeps control of Idiot as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Idiot is trying to break the clinch but Bailaaja has him pressed against the ropes.
Idiot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Idiot misses.
Bailaaja fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Idiot manages to avoid it.
Idiot lands a nice hook to Bailaaja's body. Bailaaja takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Idiot closes the distance and pushes Bailaaja back into the ropes.
Bailaaja trying to stall but Idiot improves his position.
Idiot tries to stall but Bailaaja uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Bailaaja trying to stall but Idiot improves his position.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Idiot.
Bailaaja has Idiot pressed against the ropes, preventing Idiot from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bailaaja stalling in the clinch but Idiot improves position.
Bailaaja keeps control of Idiot as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bailaaja taking a breather.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Kreisi Bailaaja.
Idiot gets a clinch.
Idiot wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Idiot wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Idiot lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bailaaja blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Idiot wants to break the clinch but can't.
Idiot lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bailaaja or not.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Bailaaja prevents Idiot from breaking the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The referee calls for Bailaaja to work.
Idiot has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Blithering Idiot dominated that second round.
That's time! Idiot's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Bailaaja takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Idiot closes the distance and clinches.
Idiot lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bailaaja backwards.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Idiot as Bailaaja tries to tie him up.
Bailaaja blocks a body shot from Idiot.
Idiot tries to break the clinch but Bailaaja is controlling the position.
A short uppercut from Idiot.
Idiot is trying to break the clinch but Bailaaja is controlling him.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bailaaja is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Bailaaja is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Idiot has denied him.
Blithering Idiot has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Idiot lands a left hand.
Idiot lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bailaaja looking to slow down the pace here.
Bailaaja's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bailaaja is trying to stall.
Idiot trying to control the position but instead, Bailaaja has worked for underhooks and has pushed Idiot into the ropes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bailaaja is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A head punch on the inside from Idiot fails to land.
Idiot can't break the clinch.
Idiot breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bailaaja just misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bailaaja prevents Idiot from breaking the clinch.
Idiot fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bailaaja manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Bailaaja trying to control the position but instead, Idiot has worked for underhooks and has pushed Bailaaja into the ropes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Kreisi Bailaaja.
Idiot takes the fight into the clinch.
Idiot looking to slow down the pace here.
Bailaaja stalls.
Idiot is pushing Bailaaja up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
And that's the end of the fight!
Blithering Idiot showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Idiot has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Blithering Idiot!
An out of breath and clearly excited Blithering Idiot thanked for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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