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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mediocrity Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pete Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mediocrity Jones could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Pete Jones's chin.
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mediocrity Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pete Jones!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pete Jones throws out a leg kick but Mediocrity Jones moves out of range and Pete Jones only half commits.
Mediocrity Jones connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Pete Jones fails to land the takedown.
Mediocrity Jones lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Pete Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mediocrity Jones lands an overhand right.
Pete Jones fails with a takedown attempt.
Mediocrity Jones paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Pete Jones drives through with a takedown into guard.
Mediocrity Jones wants to sweep but no luck.
Pete Jones looking to pass the guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pete Jones trying to control the position from guard on top but Mediocrity Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Pete Jones hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Pete Jones shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Mediocrity Jones defends it nicely.
Mediocrity Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pete Jones.
Mediocrity Jones tries to keep at a distance but Pete Jones has taken the fight into the clinch.
Mediocrity Jones looking to slow down the pace here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pete Jones has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Pete Jones is working for takedown but Mediocrity Jones is calmly controlling the position for now.
Pete Jones drags the fight down to the ground.
Mediocrity Jones stopping the sweep attempt from Pete Jones.
Pete Jones looks gassed!
Pete Jones bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Mediocrity Jones's guard.
Mediocrity Jones on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Mediocrity Jones tries to get out of the position.
Mediocrity Jones wants to get back to his feet but Pete Jones is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pete Jones trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Mediocrity Jones managing to control the position.
Pete Jones wants to pass the guard but Mediocrity Jones is keeping the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mediocrity Jones has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Pete Jones takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pete Jones takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pete Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mediocrity Jones swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pete Jones takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Mediocrity Jones stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Mediocrity Jones wants it to stay on the feet.
Mediocrity Jones thuds his right hand into Pete Jones's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Mediocrity Jones scores with a body shot.
Mediocrity Jones stalks Pete Jones and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Pete Jones's face. Pete Jones staggers backwards, shaken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mediocrity Jones lands a jab to the nose.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mediocrity Jones lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Pete Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Mediocrity Jones lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mediocrity Jones dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A punch lands to the side of Pete Jones 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Mediocrity Jones is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A jab from Mediocrity Jones does it's job there.
Mediocrity Jones comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Mediocrity Jones cracks Pete Jones with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pete Jones.
Pete Jones takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Mediocrity Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pete Jones looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Mediocrity Jones lands a nice shot to the body.
Pete Jones takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mediocrity Jones connects with a body shot.
Pete Jones shoots in but no luck this time.
Mediocrity Jones is looking to wear down Pete Jones with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Pete Jones is breathing heavily.
Pete Jones takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mediocrity Jones thuds his right hand into Pete Jones's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mediocrity Jones scores with the left hand. Pete Jones knows he should have avoided that one.
Mediocrity Jones lands with a nice combination. Pete Jones backs away looking to recover.
Pete Jones is rocked!
It looks like Pete Jones has been cut.
Pete Jones gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pete Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Mediocrity Jones finish him?
Mediocrity Jones lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Pete Jones backs up against the cage.
Mediocrity Jones scores with a punch to the head.
Mediocrity Jones is winning the standup battle so far.
Mediocrity Jones lands a jab to Pete Jones's midsection.
Pete Jones walks into a straight right hand from Mediocrity Jones.
Mediocrity Jones lands a lovely overhand right.
Pete Jones seems to have recovered his senses.
Jab by Mediocrity Jones.
Mediocrity Jones moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Mediocrity Jones moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pete Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pete Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mediocrity Jones stuns Pete Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pete Jones takes one to the side of the head.
Pete Jones takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mediocrity Jones paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Pete Jones on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Pete Jones takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Mediocrity Jones catches Pete Jones with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Mediocrity Jones's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Mediocrity Jones duly obliges.
Mediocrity Jones connects with a single shot there.
Pete Jones fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mediocrity Jones avoids it really well and circles away.
Mediocrity Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pete Jones.
Mediocrity Jones lands with a hook. Pete Jones tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Mediocrity Jones. Beautiful body shot.
Mediocrity Jones cracks Pete Jones with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Mediocrity Jones throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Mediocrity Jones stuns Pete Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mediocrity Jones lands a right hook to the body.
Mediocrity Jones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mediocrity Jones connects with a body shot that sends Pete Jones's belly button to the back.
A punch lands to the side of Pete Jones 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The crowd cheers as Mediocrity Jones lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pete Jones doesn't seem phased though.
Mediocrity Jones connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Pete Jones takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pete Jones walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mediocrity Jones is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Pete Jones shoots in but Mediocrity Jones avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Pete Jones has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Mediocrity Jones finds it's way round the side to connect with Pete Jones's head.
Mediocrity Jones catches Pete Jones with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Mediocrity Jones is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Mediocrity Jones digs a good body shot into Pete Jones's ribs.
Mediocrity Jones lands a nice shot that snaps Pete Jones's head back.
Mediocrity Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mediocrity Jones stuffs the takedown attempt from Pete Jones. Pete Jones gets slowly back to his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pete Jones on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Mediocrity Jones getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mediocrity Jones dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pete Jones's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Pete Jones tries to clinch but Mediocrity Jones moves away
and Mediocrity Jones cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mediocrity Jones lands a nice looking body shot.
Mediocrity Jones lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Mediocrity Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A left and a right from Mediocrity Jones both land. Nice combination.
Mediocrity Jones is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pete Jones can do to turn this around?
A left lands for Mediocrity Jones.
Mediocrity Jones lands with a cross.
Mediocrity Jones with a jab.
Mediocrity Jones lands a jab to Pete Jones's midsection.
Pete Jones fails to land the takedown.
Mediocrity Jones scores with a jab.
Mediocrity Jones getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Pete Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mediocrity Jones connects with a crisp jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pete Jones looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Mediocrity Jones is fending him off so far but Pete Jones persists. Nope, Mediocrity Jones circles away and we're back to standing.
Mediocrity Jones scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Pete Jones fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Mediocrity Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pete Jones.
Mediocrity Jones lands with a good body shot.
Pete Jones doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mediocrity Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pete Jones takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Mediocrity Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pete Jones looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Mediocrity Jones jabs Pete Jones to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mediocrity Jones scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Mediocrity Jones lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Pete Jones moves in looking to clinch but Mediocrity Jones pushes him off.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mediocrity Jones stuns Pete Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mediocrity Jones throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Pete Jones on the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Mediocrity Jones.
Pete Jones takes one to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pete Jones takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pete Jones is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Mediocrity Jones.
Mediocrity Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mediocrity Jones moves into range and connects with a jab.
Mediocrity Jones's corner calls for a 1-2. Mediocrity Jones obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Mediocrity Jones connects with a crisp jab.
Mediocrity Jones scores with a punch to the head.
Mediocrity Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pete Jones takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mediocrity Jones throws a nice looking combination but Pete Jones bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Good shot there by Mediocrity Jones.
Pete Jones throws a head kick but Mediocrity Jones moves out of range.
Mediocrity Jones getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mediocrity Jones throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Pete Jones fails to land the takedown.
Nice uppercut there from Mediocrity Jones.
Pete Jones walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mediocrity Jones lands a lovely overhand right.
Pete Jones has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mediocrity Jones throws a one two combo.
Pete Jones changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mediocrity Jones tries to avoid it but Pete Jones manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mediocrity Jones to the ground. Mediocrity Jones escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Pete Jones tries for a takedown but Mediocrity Jones sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Mediocrity Jones, as that shot connected.
Mediocrity Jones punishes Pete Jones's body with a nice straight punch.
Pete Jones is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Mediocrity Jones lands a nice looking body shot.
Mediocrity Jones scores with a jab to the head.
Pete Jones fails with an attempt to clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pete Jones shoots for a takedown but Mediocrity Jones saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Pete Jones looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Pete Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pete Jones walks into a stiff left hand from Mediocrity Jones.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mediocrity Jones showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mediocrity Jones, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:26
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:26
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mediocrity Jones!
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energy
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