PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Al Kaholic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and NumbaOne Stunna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Kaholic 's entrance music is Cant Be Touched. A fine choice. Stunna has chosen Bring The Pain as his entrance music. Al Al Kaholic has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Al Kaholic
vs
Stunna

225 cm
32
272 lbs
25 - 9 - 0

183 cm
29
275 lbs
20 - 11 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Al Al Kaholic !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 2, fighting out of New York, NumbaOne Stunna!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Joseph Jones and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stunna avoids the body shot from Al Kaholic .
Stunna digs a good hook to Al Kaholic 's body.
Al Kaholic really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Al Kaholic lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic blocks a head kick by Stunna.
Al Kaholic uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Stunna.
Stunna throws a series of punches but Al Kaholic moves out of range.
Al Kaholic connects with a single shot there.
Al Kaholic fails to land with a series of punches.
A bone on bone clash there as Al Kaholic blocks the leg kick.
Al Kaholic thows a body kick. Stunna tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stunna chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Al Kaholic throws a hook to the side of Stunna's head but Stunna sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stunna pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Kaholic avoids a punch combination nicely.
Al Kaholic takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A punch combination from Stunna misses.
Stunna looks to throw a body kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice leg kick.
Stunna shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Al Kaholic looks for the body kick but Stunna saw that one coming.
Stunna fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Al Kaholic manages to avoid it.
Al Kaholic swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stunna misses with a low kick.
Al Kaholic blocks a jab.
Al Kaholic is looking to score with low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Al Kaholic fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Al Al Kaholic is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Al Kaholic throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Al Kaholic uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stunna.
Stunna misses with a body kick.
Stunna takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Al Kaholic misses with a leg kick
and Stunna counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Al Kaholic throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Stunna counters with a left and a right that stings Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Al Kaholic slips a jab and a cross from Stunna.
Stunna bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Al Kaholic scores with a jab. Stunna acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Al Kaholic takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Stunna tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good leg kick by Stunna there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Stunna tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Al Kaholic was well out of range. Poor timing from Stunna.
Al Kaholic looks to score with a jab to the body but Stunna is just out of range.
Al Kaholic throws a leg kick that misses.
Al Kaholic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Al Kaholic displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stunna throws out the jab.
Al Kaholic feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Stunnas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stunna lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Al Kaholic is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Al Kaholic just misses with a punch to the body.
Al Kaholic looks to score with a jab to the body but Stunna is just out of range.
A jab from Stunna misses.
Stunna pivots, looking for a leg kick but Al Kaholic is out of range and Stunna settles back down.
A jab from Stunna misses.
Stunna fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Al Kaholic has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stunna does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Al Kaholic paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Al Al Kaholic will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Stunna throws a hook to the side of Al Kaholic 's head but Al Kaholic sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stunna tries to score with a low kick but Al Kaholic moves his leg out of the way.
Al Kaholic lands an overhand right.
Al Kaholic throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

Stunna shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Al Kaholic napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Stunna trying to control the position but Al Kaholic is working away.
Stunna misses with the ground and pound.
Stunna looks up at the clock and then as Al Kaholic takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Stunna smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Stunna laying and praying for a moment but Al Kaholic takes advantage and regains half guard.
Al Kaholic wants to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stunna not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Al Kaholic avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Stunna.
Al Kaholic avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Stunna.
Stunna prevents Al Kaholic from improving his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Al Kaholic looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Stunna throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Stunna working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Al Kaholic 's thigh. Al Kaholic counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Al Kaholic looking to control.
Stunna makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stunna with a flurry of punches that miss.
Al Kaholic working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Stunna.
Al Kaholic is trying to hold Stunna in close to prevent damage but Stunna has managed to pass into half guard.
Stunna looks to land a strike but Al Kaholic avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Stunna tries to free his leg and advance position but Al Kaholic is retaining full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stunna looking to sit in guard and control but Al Kaholic gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Stunna looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Stunna's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stunna wants to sweep here but Al Kaholic controlling him for the moment.
Stunna controls Al Kaholic momentarily but Al Kaholic frees himself.
Al Kaholic stopping the sweep attempt from Stunna.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. NumbaOne Stunna wasn't active enough on the ground.
Stunna misses with a right hand
and Al Kaholic makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Stunna really felt that one!
Al Kaholic throws a nice head kick!
Al Kaholic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Al Kaholic misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stunna.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stunna swings widly with a right hand
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice body kick.
Stunna is breathing heavily.
Stunna misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Al Kaholic throws a sloppy head kick and Stunna moves out of range easily.
Stunna keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Al Kaholic checks the leg kick nicely there.
Al Kaholic is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic works Stunna's body with a nice hook.
Jab from Al Kaholic .
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Al Kaholic tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stunna was well out of range. Poor timing from Al Kaholic .
Stunna throws a body kick the misses
and Al Kaholic counters with a right hand to the body.
Stunna avoids the head kick by Al Kaholic .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Al Al Kaholic will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Al Kaholic misses with a wild body shot.
Al Kaholic looks to land a combination but Stunna avoids it well.
Al Kaholic ducks under a wild hook from Stunna.
Stunna throws a leg kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Al Kaholic misses with a head kick.
Nice body punch from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stunna misses with a straight left.
Al Kaholic with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Al Kaholic tries to land a front kick but Stunna steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Stunna keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Kaholic jabs Stunna right on the nose. Stunna blinks but takes it well.
Al Kaholic misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Stunna counters with a slapping leg kick.
Al Kaholic throws a leg kick that is checked
and Stunna counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Al Kaholic works Stunna's body with a nice hook.
Stunna takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Al Kaholic displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stunna throws out the jab.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Al Kaholic - that will leave a mark!
Al Kaholic just misses with a punch to the body.
Stunna tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Al Kaholic scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Stunna throws a left and a right that both miss
and Al Kaholic counters with a leg kick.
Al Kaholic plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic cracks the inside of Stunna's front leg.
Nice body kick from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic is looking to wear down Stunna with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Al Kaholic throws a leg kick which misses Stunna's front leg but catches the back leg as Stunna tries to avoid it.
Al Kaholic bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Stunna's head backwards.
Stunna takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Al Kaholic lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Al Kaholic connects with a single shot there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Stunna. That did some damage!
Stunna closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stunna closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Al Kaholic lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Al Kaholic bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Stunna's head backwards.
Al Kaholic fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Stunna.
Al Al Kaholic is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Kaholic .
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Al Kaholic misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stunna.
Stunna has a takedown stuffed.
Stunna has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Al Kaholic .
NumbaOne Stunna has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Al Kaholic does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Stunna takes a swing at Al Kaholic 's ribcage but misses.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
An inside leg kick lands from Al Kaholic .
Stunna's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Stunna tries a head kick but it misses.
Al Kaholic lands with a nice body punch.
Stunna goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Al Kaholic with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Stunna misses with a leg kick.
Al Kaholic throws a leg kick which misses Stunna's front leg but catches the back leg as Stunna tries to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Al Al Kaholic showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Al Kaholic , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Al Al Kaholic !
Al Al Kaholic gave a mention to 5th Round Clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).