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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Oliver Kahn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phineus Gage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kahn comes to the ring accompanied by Boris Brejcha - Flockentanz . Gage has chosen Mac Lethal - Black Widow Spider as his entrance music. On his way into the ring it seems that Oliver Kahn has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Oliver Kahn seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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163 lbs
8 - 7 - 0 |
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23
162 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Oliver Kahn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Phineus Gage!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Chris Edwards and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gage misses with a looping left.
Kahn clinches with his opponent.
Kahn manages to break the clinch.
Oliver Kahn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gage lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
It looks like Oliver Kahn has been cut.
Kahn misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kahn tries to clinch there but Gage circles away.
Gage throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gage avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kahn fails with the takedown
and Gage counters with a left to the body.
Kahn tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Gage swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Oliver Kahn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kahn tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Gage paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kahn misses with a head kick.
Kahn is looking to clinch but Gage is avoiding it.
Kahn shoots and misses
and Gage counters with a one-two to the body.
Kahn tries to clinch up
and Gage counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kahn is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Phineus Gage is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Gage keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Kahn fails with a takedown attempt.
Gage throws a body kick that misses.
Gage lands a body shot.
Kahn shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Gage counters with a nice uppercut.
Kahn misses with a takedown
and Gage counters with a nice kick to the body.
Kahn is breathing heavily.
Gage throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kahn misses with a takedown
and Gage cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kahn slips a jab and a cross from Gage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gage throws a series of punches but Kahn avoids them all with ease.
Kahn shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Gage connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gage scores with a jab. Kahn acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Kahn shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Gage counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kahn shoots and misses
enabling Gage to counter with a crisp jab.
Kahn is rocked!
Oliver Kahn's cut is getting worse.
Gage throws a series of punches but Kahn moves out of range.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Kahn. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Kahn takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kahn on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Kahn takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Oh Kahn is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gage throws a series of punches but Kahn moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gage is pawing at Kahn, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Kahn's nose. Kahn is badly hurt! Gage pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Kahn tries desperately to hold on but Gage is relentless in his assault! As Kahn receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Gage away and this one is in the books!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phineus Gage!
A relieved looking Phineus Gage thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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