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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Elmo Kthafukod (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Xavier Xystorophoroi Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Elmo Kthafukod is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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183 lbs
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179 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Elmo Kthafukod!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Xavier Xystorophoroi Ii!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Kthafukod misses its intended target.
Xystorophoroi Ii closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Kthafukod did well to prevent Xystorophoroi Ii getting side control.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Xystorophoroi Ii passes to full mount!
Kthafukod is working to get back to half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Kthafukod wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Xystorophoroi Ii.
Kthafukod is looking to get to half guard.
Xystorophoroi Ii has control of Kthafukod's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Kthafukod regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Xystorophoroi Ii throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Xystorophoroi Ii lands a nice shot to the head.
Xystorophoroi Ii controlling from mount.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Xystorophoroi Ii throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Xystorophoroi Ii has hold of Kthafukod's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Kthafukod manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Xystorophoroi Ii has hold of Kthafukod's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Kthafukod manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Kthafukod tries to reverse the position but Xystorophoroi Ii maintains control.
Xystorophoroi Ii is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Kthafukod has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Xystorophoroi Ii throwing strikes here but Kthafukod is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Xystorophoroi Ii working for a submission but Kthafukod is keeping him at bay.
Xystorophoroi Ii has control of Kthafukod's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Kthafukod regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Kthafukod tries to reverse the position but Xystorophoroi Ii maintains control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Xystorophoroi Ii is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Kthafukod to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Kthafukod shrugs it off.
Kthafukod tries to buck Xystorophoroi Ii off but he can't manage it.
Xystorophoroi Ii working for a submission but Kthafukod is keeping him at bay.
Xystorophoroi Ii has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kthafukod is looking to improve his position but Xystorophoroi Ii isn't that keen on the idea.
Xystorophoroi Ii tries to control but Kthafukod wriggling away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Xystorophoroi Ii looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Xystorophoroi Ii content just to control the position here.
Xystorophoroi Ii lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Kthafukod hang on?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kthafukod is desperately trying to improve his position but Xystorophoroi Ii has a good base and remains in mount.
Kthafukod tries to improve his position but instead Xystorophoroi Ii has taken his back!
Xystorophoroi Ii looking for the choke but no joy.
Kthafukod avoids the strikes from Xystorophoroi Ii.
Xystorophoroi Ii is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Kthafukod wants to control his opponent's hands but Xystorophoroi Ii gets his hands free.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Xystorophoroi Ii sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Kthafukod taps out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Xavier Xystorophoroi Ii!
After the big win, Xavier Xystorophoroi Ii made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Untouchable Fight Gear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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hype
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pop
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