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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Happy Gilmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr E (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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181 lbs
20 - 15 - 1 |
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180 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 15 - 1, fighting out of London, Happy Gilmore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Mr E!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, William Gold and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
E steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gilmore.
E takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Happy Gilmore seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gilmore darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Gilmore throws a looping overhand right but E ducks down to avoid it.
E moves out of range as Gilmore strikes.
E misses with a wild body shot.
Gilmore misses with a leg kick
and E counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Gilmore misses the jab.
Gilmore misses with a double jab.
E moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
E scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
E drops his hands momentarily and Gilmore takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Gilmore takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
E tries to bum rush Gilmore with a series of wild strikes but Gilmore uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gilmore. E does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gilmore misses with an uppercut
and E cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gilmore avoids the head kick by E.
A combination from E does no damage.
E lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
E avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gilmore misses with an uppercut.
Gilmore lands a lovely overhand right.
E throws a head kick but Gilmore moves out of range.
E takes a shot to the body in his stride.
E takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
E tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Gilmore pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gilmore cracks E with an open hand slap.
Gilmore looks to land a right hand but E moved out of range.
Gilmore getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
E chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gilmore can pounce on him.
Gilmore swings widly with a right hand
and E counters with a low kick, right behind Gilmore 's knee.
Gilmore with a hook.
E takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
E avoids the body shot from Gilmore.
E walks into a stiff left hand from Gilmore.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore ducks down and throws a hook to the body but E moves away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
E keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gilmore has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by E.
E throws a right and a left that Gilmore avoids nicely.
Gilmore fakes high and swings low for a body shot but E manages to avoid it.
Gilmore slips a straight right by E.
Gilmore throws a hook but E blocks it.
Gilmore swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gilmore loads up on a big right hand but E slips the punch.
E keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gilmore throws a shot from downtown. E moves away and avoids it.
Gilmore throws a lazy right hand but E sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
E lands a high kick!
E tries a head kick but it misses.
Gilmore throws an uppercut from half a mile away. E sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gilmore fakes high and swings low for a body shot but E manages to avoid it.
E uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gilmore.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore looks to land a left hand but E moved out of range nicely.
E slips a jab from Gilmore.
E gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gilmore misses with a body shot.
Gilmore throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gilmore misses with a straight right.
E fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
E turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by E. That's going to slow Gilmore down.
Gilmore with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gilmore just misses with a punch to the body.
E lands with a kick to the temple. Gilmore shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
E moves out of range as Gilmore strikes.
Gilmore throws a hook to the side of E's head but E sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A nice leg kick lands there from E.
Gilmore thows a left - swing and a miss!
Gilmore lands a jab to the nose.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore throws a series of punches but E moves out of range.
Gilmore loads up on a big right hand but E slips the punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gilmore looks to score with a jab to the body but E is just out of range.
E lands with a thumping leg kick.
E slips under a jab.
E keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gilmore.
Gilmore throws an off balance right hand
and E counters with a head kick. That will keep Gilmore thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
E throws a sloppy head kick and Gilmore moves out of range easily.
A big right from Gilmore misses.
Gilmore does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Gilmore misses with a body shot.
Gilmore tries to score with a low kick but E moves his leg out of the way.
Gilmore fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. E looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
E fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
E lands with a kick to the temple. Gilmore shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Gilmore lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
E throws a nice looking combination but Gilmore bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Happy Gilmore will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Gilmore moves out of range as E strikes.
Gilmore clobbers E with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Gilmore blocks a head kick by E.
Nice jab there from Gilmore.
E pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gilmore looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Gilmore misses with an uppercut. E saw that one coming.
E throws a sloppy head kick and Gilmore moves out of range easily.
Gilmore misses with a lunging right hand
and E counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Gilmore throws a series of punches but E avoids them all with ease.
Gilmore swings away with a body shot that misses
and E counters with a nice leg kick.
Happy Gilmore is winning the standup battle so far.
Gilmore dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gilmore is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Gilmore pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gilmore fakes a jab and throws a low kick but E checks it well.
E lands with a slapping head kick.
Gilmore throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gilmore misses the shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E throws a leg kick which misses Gilmore's front leg but catches the back leg as Gilmore tries to avoid it.
E chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Gilmore tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but E was well out of range. Poor timing from Gilmore.
Gilmore throws a low kick, looking for E's leg but E calmly moves out of range.
Gilmore connects with a right hand. E shakes it off.
E misses with a two punch combination.
Gilmore lands a head kick. E smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
E lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Gilmore connects with a good right hand that stumbles E. E circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Gilmore takes one to the side of the head.
Gilmore swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gilmore throws a jab but it's blocked by E.
Gilmore pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A bone on bone clash there as E blocks the leg kick.
E throws a series of punches but Gilmore avoids them all with ease.
Gilmore tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and E is able to avoid easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore misses with a hook
and E counters with a leg kick.
A left lands for Gilmore.
E tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gilmore was well out of range. Poor timing from E.
E uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gilmore.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
E swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gilmore. E does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gilmore misses with a low kick.
No joy there for E, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gilmore misses with a leg kick
and E counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sloppy strikes from E. Those never looked like landing.
E throws a head kick but Gilmore moves out of range.
Gilmore swings widly with a right hand
and E counters with a one-two to the body.
E takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Gilmore.
E doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Gilmore misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from E.
E keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gilmore misses with a left hand
and E counters with a nice leg kick.
E rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gilmore moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Good exchange - Gilmore coming out on top.
Gilmore misses with a two punch combination.
E slips a jab from Gilmore.
E throws a head kick that misses.
E has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
E on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nice uppercut there from Gilmore.
E rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gilmore moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gilmore throws a solid leg kick but E takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Gilmore.
Gilmore avoids the head kick by E.
E throws a head kick that Gilmore semi-blocks.
Mr E is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
E lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
E misses with a straight right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore throws a predictable looking body shot
and E counters with a nice body shot.
Gilmore throws a poor cross that misses
and E counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Gilmore swings for the body but E moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gilmore avoids the head kick by E.
E slips under a jab from Gilmore.
Gilmore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from E.
E feints a jab promting Gilmore to slip. E then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Gilmore slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Gilmore thows a body shot but no joy.
Gilmore scores with a hook to the body. E takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Gilmore scores with a one two! E had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Gilmore thows a leg kick but E checks it
and E counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gilmore rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and E counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
E tries to move into range but Gilmore moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Gilmore misses with a looping right.
E tries to bum rush Gilmore with a series of wild strikes but Gilmore uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Happy Gilmore will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
E throws out a leg kick but Gilmore moves out of range and E only half commits.
Gilmore throws out a loose jab but E uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gilmore misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
E moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Some wild striking there from Gilmore.
Gilmore takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Gilmore misses with an uppercut.
E misses with a series of wild punches.
Gilmore fails to land with a series of punches.
Gilmore does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
E slips under a jab from Gilmore.
Gilmore waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract E.
Gilmore misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gilmore throws a looping overhand right but E ducks down to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E throws a head kick that Gilmore semi-blocks.
Gilmore misses with an uppercut. E saw that one coming.
Gilmore lands a leg kick that knocks E off balance momentarily.
A big right from Gilmore misses.
Gilmore throws a lazy uppercut
and E counters with a three punch combo that has Gilmore backing up. Gilmore nods at E to acknowledge the strikes.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Gilmore misses with a head kick.
E takes a swing at Gilmore's ribcage but misses.
Gilmore jabbing away but nothing is landing.
E looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
E misses with the combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gilmore. E does a little dance to reset his feet.
E fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
E lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gilmore's sensitive parts.
E has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Gilmore catches E with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore blocks a head kick by E.
Gilmore avoids the head kick by E.
A jab from Gilmore misses.
E is looking to land body kicks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
E tries to land a front kick but Gilmore steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
E blocks a head kick by Gilmore.
Gilmore with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gilmore dodges the punch combination from E.
Gilmore missing with a left hand there. E was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gilmore takes a swing at E's ribcage but misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from E, right into the meat.
E tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gilmore swings for the body but E moves out of range.
E pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore misses with a hook.
Gilmore lands a nice shot that snaps E's head back.
E uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gilmore.
E thumps Gilmore with a low kick.
Gilmore throws out a loose jab but E uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gilmore tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gilmore thuds a left hand into E's body.
E pulls out of a head kick attempt.
E takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Gilmore avoids the head kick by E.
Gilmore throws a right hand that misses
and E counters with a body kick that stops Gilmore in his tracks momentarily.
E misses with the combination.
Gilmore throws a jab when E was well out of range.
E swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gilmore throws out a loose jab but E uses good head movement to avoid it.
E thows a body kick. Gilmore tries to catch it but that hurt him.
E throws a head kick that misses.
E lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gilmore circles away quickly and effectively.
Jab from Gilmore.
Gilmore throws a quick inside leg kick.
E tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gilmore was well out of range. Poor timing from E.
E ducks under a wild hook from Gilmore.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
E looks to land a body kick but Gilmore moved away.
Gilmore scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
E blocks a head kick by Gilmore.
Nice body punch from Gilmore.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Gilmore throws a combination but it was largely blocked by E.
E throws a series of punches but Gilmore moves out of range.
E misses with a head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Mr E.
Well Gilmore has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight for Mr E!
Judge William Gold scores the fight for Happy Gilmore!
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight for Happy Gilmore!
Happy Gilmore wins by split decision!
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hype
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