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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ultimate Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Super Jobber has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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188 cm
26
213 lbs
3 - 11 - 0 |
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190 cm
26
210 lbs
11 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Super Jobber! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ultimate Jobber! The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Patrick Alders and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jab from Ultimate Jobber. Super Jobber fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. Super Jobber misses with a shot to the body and Ultimate Jobber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Ultimate Jobber fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Super Jobber, pushing him back against the cage. A nice left hand lands by Ultimate Jobber.
Ultimate Jobber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Ultimate Jobber is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. Super Jobber changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Ultimate Jobber fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Super Jobber shoots in for a double leg but Ultimate Jobber sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Jobber. That's going to take a lot out of him. Ultimate Jobber misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Super Jobber throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ultimate Jobber stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Super Jobber tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ultimate Jobber swivels and escapes. Super Jobber shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ultimate Jobber pinned against the cage. Ultimate Jobber gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Super Jobber shoots in and gets a takedown into Ultimate Jobber's guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round. Super Jobber is looking to work some ground and pound but Ultimate Jobber has wrist control. Super Jobber postures up in Ultimate Jobber's guard and throws a big left but Ultimate Jobber blocks it. Super Jobber being controlled here momentarily. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Super Jobber accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Super Jobber loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Super Jobber postures up and lands a big shot to Ultimate Jobber's brow. Both fighters really going for it on the ground here! Super Jobber in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Ultimate Jobber is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Super Jobber is controlling him. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Super Jobber working some strikes from top position. Super Jobber throws a big right hand that misses. Super Jobber wants to control from the top but Ultimate Jobber keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Super Jobber throwing strikes from guard but Ultimate Jobber blocks nicely. Super Jobber loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Ultimate Jobber really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Super Jobber. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Ultimate Jobber wants to stand and escape but Super Jobber is having none of it. Super Jobber trying to control but Ultimate Jobber is working from the bottom. Super Jobber throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ultimate Jobber works some decent striking defense from the bottom. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Ultimate Jobber working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Super Jobber. Ultimate Jobber controlling the position. Super Jobber stopping the sweep attempt from Ultimate Jobber. We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Ultimate Jobber can do anything to dispel that myth.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Super Jobber throws a body punch but Ultimate Jobber moves out of range. The fighters circling - Ultimate Jobber throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Ultimate Jobber slaps away a takedown attempt from Super Jobber, before circling back to the center of the mat. A slow jab from Super Jobber misses its intended target.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Super Jobber shoots in for a takedown but Ultimate Jobber shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. Super Jobber throws a body punch but Ultimate Jobber moves out of range. Ultimate Jobber misses the jab. Ultimate Jobber throws a series of punches but Super Jobber avoids them all with ease. Super Jobber shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Ultimate Jobber's guard. Super Jobber preventing the sweep. Super Jobber has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Super Jobber stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ultimate Jobber swivels though and keeps the full guard. Super Jobber throwing strikes but missing. Super Jobber won't allow Ultimate Jobber to get back to his feet. Super Jobber postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Super Jobber with a flurry of punches that miss. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Super Jobber preventing the sweep. Ultimate Jobber being controlled here, momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Ultimate Jobber looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Ultimate Jobber is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Super Jobber is controlling him. Super Jobber with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Ultimate Jobber preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Super Jobber is looking to work some ground and pound but Ultimate Jobber has wrist control. Super Jobber trying to control but Ultimate Jobber is working from the bottom. Super Jobber prevents Ultimate Jobber from getting back to his feet. Ultimate Jobber is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Super Jobber works over Ultimate Jobber with some ground and pound from guard. Ultimate Jobber is trying to control the position but Super Jobber postures up. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Super Jobber will probably get the nod. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Super Jobber moves away from the strike by Ultimate Jobber. No luck for Super Jobber with that takedown attempt. Super Jobber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Super Jobber shoots in looking for a takedown but Ultimate Jobber manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Super Jobber's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Ultimate Jobber thows a left - swing and a miss! A punch combination from Super Jobber misses. Ultimate Jobber closes the distance and clinches. Ultimate Jobber lands a shot to the body. Ultimate Jobber lands a hook that snaps the head of Super Jobber backwards. Super Jobber is trying to drag Ultimate Jobber to the mat but Ultimate Jobber just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Jobber. That's going to take a lot out of him. Super Jobber is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Ultimate Jobber to keep the fight standing. Ultimate Jobber scores with a nice hook to the head. Super Jobber's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Ultimate Jobber lands with a short head shot on the inside. Ultimate Jobber is struggling to control the position. A nice left hand lands by Ultimate Jobber.
That's one minute gone in the round. Super Jobber jumps guard but Ultimate Jobber stands there with Super Jobber around his waist. Super Jobber gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Super Jobber is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Ultimate Jobber is defending well. Super Jobber jumps guard but Ultimate Jobber turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. Ultimate Jobber cracks Super Jobber with a nice body shot. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Ultimate Jobber gets underhooks to prevent Super Jobber's takedown attempt.
Super Jobber is looking to take this one to the mat. Ultimate Jobber scores with a nice hook to the head. Super Jobber takes a shot to the head. Ultimate Jobber throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Super Jobbers head. Ultimate Jobber throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Super Jobbers head.
Super Jobber is rocked! Ultimate Jobber is pressed up against the cage. Super Jobber has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ultimate Jobber down to the mat. Ultimate Jobber avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Oh Super Jobber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Ultimate Jobber lands an uppercut, right on the button! Super Jobber tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ultimate Jobber! During a confident post fight interview, Ultimate Jobber thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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