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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diablo Drear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jobber has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Fat Jobber has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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225 cm
26
345 lbs
0 - 19 - 0 |
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150 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Jobber! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Diablo Drear! The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Drear looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Jobber is breathing heavily. Drear misses with a two punch combination.
Drear fails to land with a series of punches.
Jobber showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Drear.
Drear throws a right and a left that both miss. Drear misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Drear cracks Jobber's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Jobber slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Drear can do further damage! This one is done, son!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Diablo Drear! A very excited looking Diablo Drear rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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C
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
29% |
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