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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sonic The Hedge Hog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Zappa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Hedge Hog's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sonic The HedgeHog theme song by SEGA. Frank Zappa has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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25
265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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185 cm
20
235 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sonic The Hedge Hog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Frank Zappa!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Hedge Hog swings for the body but Zappa moves out of range.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Zappa.
Zappa closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming The Hedge Hog to the mat! The Hedge Hog manages to get full guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Zappa sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed The Hedge Hog's guard.
The Hedge Hog tries to roll over but Zappa keeps him under control.
Well, if Zappa is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The Hedge Hog is trying to stand.
Zappa is looking for a kimura but The Hedge Hog is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Zappa to get the leverage.
Zappa works his way into side control.
Zappa tries for a kimura but The Hedge Hog is defending well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zappa is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. The Hedge Hog is trying to escape and Zappa transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and The Hedge Hog is forced to tap! Nice work there by Zappa! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Frank Zappa!
Frank Zappa seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
52% |
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