PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Withrow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzannavabizch comes to the cage accompanied by Brandon Loveladdy's band WE ARE THE CHOSEN : BREAKING THE KARMIC CYCLE. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Uzannavabizch
vs
Withrow

189 cm
25
187 lbs
11 - 3 - 1

185 cm
27
195 lbs
20 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Withrow!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Shigeki Sano and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzannavabizch takes a swing at Withrow's ribcage but misses.
Withrow looks to land a combination but Uzannavabizch avoids it well.
A low kick from Uzannavabizch misses

and Withrow counters by clinching up.
Withrow tries to work over Uzannavabizch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hand to the body from Withrow.
Withrow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Withrow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Uzannavabizch as Withrow tries to tie him up.
Withrow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Uzannavabizch's elbow.
Uzannavabizch can't find room to land a body shot as Withrow controls the action.
Withrow wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Uzannavabizch has him pressed against the cage.
Withrow lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Withrow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Uzannavabizch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Uzannavabizch blocking some punches.
Uzannavabizch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Withrow's elbow.
Good body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzannavabizch makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Withrow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Withrow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Uzannavabizch misses with a body punch.
Withrow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Withrow slows down the pace here.
Withrow blocks a body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Withrow lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Uzannavabizch or not.
Uzannavabizch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Withrow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Uzannavabizch's elbow.
Uzannavabizch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Uzannavabizch scores with a shot to the side of Withrow's head.
Withrow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Withrow.
Uzannavabizch takes a shot to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Withrow.
Withrow tries a body shot but Uzannavabizch blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch misses with a punch to the body.
Uzannavabizch misses with the head strike.
Withrow working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Withrow stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Withrow working aggressively here.
Withrow taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Withrow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Withrow tries a body shot but Uzannavabizch blocks it.
Withrow is trying to maintain a safe position but Uzannavabizch gets an underhook and turns Withrow into the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Withrow.
Uzannavabizch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Withrow throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Uzannavabizchs head.
Withrow throws a head punch that misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Withrow scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Withrow misses with the head strike.
Withrow is looking to control Uzannavabizch's arms but Uzannavabizch gets an underhook and turns him. Now Withrow has his back to the cage.
Uzannavabizch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Withrow's elbow.
Withrow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Uzannavabizch struggles to land a body shot inside as Withrow controls his hands.
Withrow prevents a body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Withrow or not.
Withrow pushes Uzannavabizch back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Withrow tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Still in the clinch, Uzannavabizch scores with a nice short uppercut.
Uzannavabizch lands a shot to the body.
A short right from Uzannavabizch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Withrow's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Withrow misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Withrow working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Withrow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Good body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Withrow takes a shot to the head.
Withrow swings wildly with an uppercut but Uzannavabizch uses good head movement to avoid it.

Uzannavabizch manages to break the clinch.
Uzannavabizch lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Uzannavabizch chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Withrow misses with a few strikes there.
No joy there for Withrow, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Withrow lands a right hook to the body.
Withrow throws a head kick that half lands.
Uzannavabizch misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Withrow dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Withrow avoids a kick to the body.
Withrow looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Uzannavabizch cracks Withrow with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Uzannavabizch chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Withrow can pounce on him.
Withrow looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Withrow tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Uzannavabizch scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jack Withrow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Uzannavabizch thuds a left hand into Withrow's body.
Uzannavabizch lands a right hook to the body.
Uzannavabizch explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Uzannavabizch swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Withrow has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Uzannavabizch throws a right and a left that Withrow avoids nicely.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A jab from Uzannavabizch does it's job there.
Uzannavabizch thows a body shot but no joy.
Uzannavabizch connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Withrow's hands.
Uzannavabizch does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Uzannavabizch looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Uzannavabizch needs to keep his hands up - Withrow had a free shot at his head there.
Uzannavabizch misses with a leg kick
enabling Withrow to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Withrow takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Withrow lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is winning the standup battle so far.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Uzannavabizch moves into range and clinches up with Withrow.

Uzannavabizch escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Withrow throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Withrow displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Uzannavabizch throws out the jab.
Uzannavabizch throws a body punch but Withrow moves out of range.

Uzannavabizch closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Withrow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Withrow on the inside.
Uzannavabizch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Withrow struggles to land a body shot inside as Uzannavabizch controls his hands.
Withrow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Withrow is trying to maintain a safe position but Uzannavabizch gets an underhook and turns Withrow into the cage.
Uzannavabizch lands with a left to the head.
Withrow lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Withrow blocks a body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Withrow keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Uzannavabizch's efforts to push away.
Withrow scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Withrow throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Uzannavabizchs head.
Uzannavabizch tries a body shot but Withrow blocks it.
Uzannavabizch swings wildly with an uppercut but Withrow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Withrow tries to throw a body punch but Uzannavabizch avoids it by throwing Withrow back against the cage.
Uzannavabizch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Withrow's elbow.

Uzannavabizch's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Uzannavabizch pushes Withrow up against the cage in a clinch.
Uzannavabizch presses Withrow against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Withrow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Withrow missing with knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from Uzannavabizch.
Jack Withrow seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Withrow can't find room to land a body shot as Uzannavabizch controls the action.
Uzannavabizch lands with a short shot to the head.
Uzannavabizch prevents a body shot from Withrow.
Uzannavabizch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Uzannavabizch working aggressively here.
Uzannavabizch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Uzannavabizch stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Uzannavabizch lands a right hand.
Withrow blocks a body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Withrow is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Uzannavabizch breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Uzannavabizch scores with a nice body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Uzannavabizch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Uzannavabizch works Withrow's body with a nice hook.
Withrow scores with a head kick. Uzannavabizch tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Uzannavabizch closes the distance and clinches.
Withrow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Uzannavabizch lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Withrow or not.
Withrow leaning against his opponent.
Withrow misses with a body punch.
Withrow prevents a body shot from Uzannavabizch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Withrow.
Uzannavabizch working some nice short punches in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Uzannavabizch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Withrow tries to work over Uzannavabizch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from Uzannavabizch.
Withrow lands a body shot in the clinch.
Withrow is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Withrow is trying to break the clinch but Uzannavabizch has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Withrow lands with a left to the head.
Withrow tries to work over Uzannavabizch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Withrow looking to slow down the pace here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Uzannavabizch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Withrow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Withrow can't find room to land a body shot as Uzannavabizch controls the action.
A short right from Uzannavabizch on the inside.
Withrow looking to stall.
Nice body punch from Withrow.
Uzannavabizch working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Withrow tries to work over Uzannavabizch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Uzannavabizch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Uzannavabizch escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Uzannavabizch turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uzannavabizch throws a body kick that misses.
Withrow takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Uzannavabizch avoids a punch combination nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Uzannavabizch. Withrow does a little dance to reset his feet.
Withrow tries to clinch but Uzannavabizch moves away
and Uzannavabizch counters with a nice leg kick.
Uzannavabizch throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Withrow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Uzannavabizch manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Uzannavabizch misses with a head kick.
Withrow throws a head kick but Uzannavabizch moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch lands a leg kick that knocks Withrow off balance momentarily.
Nice shot lands for Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch throws a poor cross that misses
and Withrow makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Withrow has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Uzannavabizch finds it's way round the side to connect with Withrow's head.
Uzannavabizch keeps the fight on the outside.

Uzannavabizch moves into the clinch successfully.
Withrow is leaning against Uzannavabizch and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Uzannavabizch misses with a body punch.
Uzannavabizch tries to throw a body punch but Withrow avoids it by throwing Uzannavabizch back against the cage.
Uzannavabizch throws a punch but it's blocked by Withrow.
Uzannavabizch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Uzannavabizch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Withrow throws a punch but it's blocked by Uzannavabizch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Withrow misses with a punch on the inside.
Uzannavabizch tries a body shot but Withrow blocks it.
Uzannavabizch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Withrow's elbow.
Uzannavabizch throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Withrows head.
Withrow struggles to land a body shot inside as Uzannavabizch controls his hands.
Withrow blocks a body shot from Uzannavabizch.
Withrow lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Uzannavabizch.
Withrow pushes Uzannavabizch back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Uzannavabizch pushes Withrow back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The referee calls for Withrow to work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Uzannavabizch lands a right hand.
Withrow tries a body shot but Uzannavabizch blocks it.
Uzannavabizch lands a shoulder strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Uzannavabizch has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
As Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Go Fuck your self you son of a bitch! Oopz did I zay dat?'.