PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Luke Fluke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Rhino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rhino has chosen Glass to the Arson -- Anberlin as his entrance music. The Rhino has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fluke
vs
Rhino

170 cm
28
154 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

180 cm
30
179 lbs
25 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Luke Fluke!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, The Rhino!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Sosuke Kotani and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rhino dips to his left and cracks Fluke with an uppercut!
Fluke ducks under a wild hook from Rhino.
Fluke throws a jab when Rhino was well out of range.
Jab by Fluke.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Fluke.
Luke Fluke seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rhino ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Rhino throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rhino lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fluke's sensitive parts.
Rhino lands with a right hand.
Rhino misses with an uppercut.
Fluke throws a hook but Rhino avoids it easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fluke just misses with a punch to the body.
Fluke uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rhino.
Fluke bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fluke lands with a nice body punch.
Fluke uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rhino.
Fluke just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fluke throws a body punch but Rhino moves out of range.
Fluke lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fluke tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rhino was well out of range. Poor timing from Fluke.
Fluke misses with a low kick.
Fluke fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jab, jab by Fluke - just one landing.
Fluke throws a good cross that connects.
Rhino misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rhino misses with an attempted mid kick.
Fluke attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Fluke scores with a leg kick.
Fluke throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fluke misses with a looping right.
A telegraphed right hand from Fluke misses the target.
Rhino throws a solid leg kick but Fluke takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rhino.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rhino throws an overhand right that lands on Fluke's shoulder, as Fluke tries to avoid the shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Rhino.
Rhino blocks a low kick nicely.
Rhino misses the jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rhino lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fluke has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fluke and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fluke throws a leg kick but Rhino sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fluke throws a series of punches but Rhino moves out of range.
Rhino throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fluke turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fluke tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Rhino staying out of range there.
Rhino looks to score with a jab to the body but Fluke is just out of range.
Rhino is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fluke.
Fluke just misses with a punch to the body.
Rhino misses with a leg kick
and Fluke counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rhino feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Fluke's calf.
Rhino on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fluke. Fluke obviously looking to wear him down.
Fluke scores with a punch to the head.
Fluke takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fluke paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Rhino shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Rhino misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fluke.
A shot to the body from Fluke misses
and Rhino counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Rhino looks to score with a jab to the body but Fluke is just out of range.
Rhino connects with an inside leg kick.
Rhino throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fluke counters with a nice uppercut.
Fluke ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rhino moves away.
Rhino looks for the body kick but Fluke saw that one coming.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fluke.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fluke throws a lazy right hand but Rhino sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fluke missing with a left hand there. Rhino was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fluke connects with an inside leg kick.
Rhino takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Fluke swings for the body but Rhino moves out of range.
Fluke is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Fluke closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fluke slips under a jab.
Fluke wants to clinch.
Rhino misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fluke walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Rhino throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fluke.
Rhino just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but The Rhino will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Fluke misses with a straight right.
Fluke swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fluke looks to score with a jab to the body but Rhino is just out of range.
Rhino connects with a jab.
Fluke tries to clinch there but Rhino circles away.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Rhino - that will leave a mark!
Fluke misses with a wild combination.
Fluke scores with a leg kick.
Rhino looks to land a right hand but Fluke moved out of range.
Fluke lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rhino throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fluke misses with a low kick.
Rhino thows a leg kick but Fluke checks it
and Fluke counters with a nice uppercut.
Fluke ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rhino moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rhino throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Rhino lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rhino throws a jab but it's blocked by Fluke.
Rhino scores with a jab to the body.
Fluke throws a looping overhand right but Rhino ducks down to avoid it.
Fluke slips under a jab.
Fluke takes a jab right on the kisser.
Rhino throws a head kick that misses.
Rhino is looking to score with low kicks.
Rhino scores with a kick to the midsection.
Rhino punishes Fluke's body with a nice straight punch.
Fluke feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rhino's calf.
Fluke takes a jab right on the kisser.
Rhino works the jab nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A good leg kick by Rhino.
Fluke throws a right hand that misses
and Rhino counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Rhino's corner calls for a 1-2. Rhino obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

Fluke is rocked!
The Rhino seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fluke pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Oh Fluke is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rhino checks a leg kick nicely.
Rhino stuns Fluke with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fluke seems to have got his legs back now.
Rhino misses with a kick to the body.
Rhino lands a jab to the head.
Fluke blocks the body kick.
Rhino drops Fluke with a straight right hand, right on the button! Rhino follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Rhino!
The Rhino is the new welterweight champion!
The Rhino seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.