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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Carlito Montoya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Montoya comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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212 lbs
25 - 7 - 0 |
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190 cm
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222 lbs
23 - 12 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Carlito Montoya!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Josh West and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
An inside leg kick lands from Montoya.
Montoya fails to land with a series of punches.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but Montoya swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Montoya throws a wild body kick that Zoidberg sees coming a mile off.
Zoidberg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Montoya checks it well.
Montoya throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoidberg.
Montoya jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
A chopping leg kick lands by Montoya.
Montoya tries to bum rush Zoidberg with a series of wild strikes but Zoidberg uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Montoya waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoidberg.
Montoya misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Montoya checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Montoya misses with an uppercut.
Montoya dips to his left and cracks Zoidberg with an uppercut!
Zoidberg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Montoya checks it well.
Zoidberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg has Montoya up against the cage in a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Montoya has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Montoya's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Montoya fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Zoidberg checks it well.
Montoya misses the body punch
and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Zoidberg.
Montoya wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Montoya wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Montoya is trying to break free.
Montoya's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A slow jab from Montoya misses its intended target.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Montoya moved away.
Montoya lands a jab.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but it's checked well by Montoya.
Zoidberg rushes Montoya and presses him up against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Montoya is defending well for now.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Montoya working hard to break the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Montoya's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Montoya tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Montoya's face.
It looks like Carlito Montoya has been cut.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Montoya has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Montoya takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Montoya breaks from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Montoya throws a hook to the side of Zoidberg's head but Zoidberg sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Zoidberg looks to throw a body kick
and Montoya cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
Montoya misses with a wild body shot.
Montoya throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Carlito Montoya seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Montoya fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Zoidberg is out of range.
Montoya fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zoidberg manages to avoid it.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick which misses Montoya's front leg but catches the back leg as Montoya tries to avoid it.
Zoidberg gets a clinch.
Zoidberg keeps control of Montoya as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Montoya tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Montoya is trying to break free.
Montoya wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A frustrated look appears on Montoya's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Montoya in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Montoya has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Montoya is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Montoya managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A frustrated look appears on Montoya's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Montoya is stalling here.
Montoya is trying to break free.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Montoya is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Zoidberg as Montoya tries to tie him up.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Carlito Montoya will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Zoidberg rushes Montoya and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
John Zoidberg seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Montoya is blocking nicely.
Montoya wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Montoya is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Montoya is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Montoya is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Montoya can't break the clinch.
Montoya is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoidberg keeps control of Montoya as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Montoya can't break the clinch.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Montoya's defenses.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Montoya looking to slow down the pace here.
Zoidberg keeps control of Montoya as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Montoya tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg has Montoya pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Montoya is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Zoidberg - that's hurt Montoya badly! Oh, another knee lands and Montoya is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Montoya doesn't seem to be complaining.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). John Zoidberg!
A victorious John Zoidberg thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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